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Cast (listed on the opening): Alicia Hyatt (Alice): Linda Lavin Thomas Hyatt (Tommy): Philip McKeon Melvin Emery Sharples (Mel): Vic Tayback Vera Louise Gorman Novak: Beth Howland Florence Jean Castleberry (Flo): Polly Holliday (seasons 1-4) Belle Amanda Dupree: Diane Ladd (seasons 4-5) Jolene Hunnicutt: Celia Weston (seasons 5-9) Elliot Novak: Charles Levin (season 9) (NOTE: These episodes aren't in the original airing order, they are in the order of production) Season 1 (1976-1977): Alice Hyatt: Linda Lavin Tommy Hyatt: Philip McKeon (except the pilot episode) Mel Sharples: Vic Tayback Vera Louise Gorman: Beth Howland Florence Jean Castleberry (Flo): Polly Holliday Pilot Original Air Date: August 31, 1976 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Robert Getchell, Directed by Paul Bogart (A determined suitor tells Alice he is a theatrical agent.) Linda Lavin plays the title role in "Alice" about a widowed mother who is working as a waitress in a Phoenix, Ariz. cafe while awaiting a chance to resume her career as a piano-bar singer. This comedy is based on the 1974 movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore" Joel Snedeger: Dennis Dugan, Stuff Johnson: Arthur Space Note: On the Pilot episode, Tommy is played by Alfred Lutter, the actor who played him in the movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore", and also Mel's Diner looks quite a bit different, and is actually called "Mel and Ruby's Cafe" like in the movie. There's quite a few inconsistancies from the original movie. Mel is a widower, having been married to woman named Ruby (hence Mel and Ruby's Cafe). In the movie, the cafe was located in Tucson, not Phoenix. Alice didn't end up working at Mel's because her car broke down, in fact, it didn't break down in the movie. Also Flo (played by Diane Ladd) has a daughter although I don't think she appeared in the movie. You may also recognize a scene from the movie on the opening sequence (beginning with the 4th season). The car driving on the road with the van passing it was also used in the movie, although the footage in the movie continues where the opening sequence footage leaves off. "Alice Gets a Pass" Original Air Date: September 29, 1976 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Martin Donovan, Directed by Jim Drake (Alice falls for an ex-football player, now an actor.) A handsome quarterback-turned-actor (Denny Miller) rekindles Alice's long- dormant interest in romance. Jack: Denny Miller Note: This was the actual premier episode, not including the pilot episode. Also, it started out in a very good time slot, on Wednesday at 9:30pm after "All in the Family". "Mel's Happy Burger" Original Air Date: April 26, 1977 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Arnold Kane, Directed by Bruce Brinkerhoff (Alice is asked to star in a TV commercial for the diner.) Alice is costumed as a hamburger with the works for a TV commercial promoting Mel's "Happy Burgers". Buck: Ronnie Schell, Customer: John Fiedler, Buford: Burton Gilliam Classic Guest: Ronnie Schell was probably best known as Duke on "Gomer Pyle, USMC", also John Fiedler was a frequent guest on "The Bob Newhart Show". You may also recognize Burton Gilliam as one of the guys on the Pace Picante Sauce commercials. "A Call to Arms" Original Air Date: October 20, 1976 Episode #166554 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Lloyd Garver, Directed by Jim Drake (Obscene phone calls frighten Alice into getting a gun.) Alice (Linda Lavin) is being pestered by nighttime phone calls from a heavy breather she wishes would just stop breathing. Deputy Barnes: Geoffrey Lewis, Richard Atkins: Jack Riley, Midget: Emory Souza, Customer: Lew Gallo, Man in Drag: William Neal Seals Classic Guest: Geoffrey Lewis would later play a character named Earl Tucker on Flo's spinoff show, called "Flo", also Jack Riley played Elliot Carlin, one of Dr. Hartley's regular patients on "The Bob Newhart Show", which also had Noam Pitlik occasionally, who directed/produced a few episodes of "Alice" "Vera's Mortician" Original Air Date: December 25, 1976 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Bruce Kane, Directed by Bill Hobin (Alice suspects Vera's new beau may be a married man.) A starry-eyed Vera (Beth Howland) is dating a mortician who Alice believes may already have a wife. Jerry: Tom Poston, Customer: John Fiedler, Buford: Burton Gilliam Classic Guest: Tom Poston has played many characters over the years, including naive handyman George on "Newhart" and grouchy neighbor Mr. Bickley on "Mork & Mindy", currently he plays a recurring character on "Grace Under Fire". "Pay the Fifty Dollars" Original Air Date: October 13, 1976 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Lloyd Garver, Directed by Bill Persky (Nightclub singer Alice is arrested for soliciting.) While singing in a disreputable night club, Alice (Linda Lavin) is picked up with two ladies of the evening and charged with prostitution. Guest Stars: Melinda: Liberty Williams, Judge Conover: Cliff Norton, Debbie: Caren Kaye, Sherrif McElroy: Gordon Jump, Andy: Pat Cranshaw, Celeste Cartier Classic Guest: Gordon Jump is probably best known as Mr Carlson on "WKRP in Cincinatti", and is currently the lonely Maytag Repairman. "The Last Review" Original Air Date: October 27, 1976 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Harvey Bullock & R. S. Allen, Directed by James Sheldon (Temporary boss Alice asks a food critic to sample the chili.) Alice invites a newspaper food editor (Victor Buono) with exotic tastes to review the distinctly mundane fare dished up at Mel's Diner. Guest Stars: Victor Buono, Morgan: Noble Winningham, Andy: Pat Cranshaw "Sex Education" Original Air Date: November 6, 1976 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Donald Reiker & Patricia Jones, Directed by Bruce Bilson (Alice prepares to tell Tommy the facts of life.) Alice realizes that the time has come to explain the facts of life to Tommy when she finds a picture of a nude woman in the 12-year-old's wallet. Mr. Turner: Adam West, Mrs. Randolph: Lara Parker, Nadine: Michele Tobin Classic Guest: Adam West is probably best known as TV's Batman. Note: Alice moved from Wednesday night to Saturday night beginning with this episode. It still aired at 9:30pm after "All in the Family", but now also aired after "Mary Tyler Moore" and "The Bob Newhart Show". TV Guide Ad: Is Alice's young son a dirty old man? A suggestive picture in Tommy's wallet has Alice wondering about the facts of life...and who taught him! Linda Lavin stars. "Big Daddy Dawson's Coming" Original Air Date: November 13, 1976 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Arnold Kane & Bruce Johnson, Directed by Norman Abbott, Co-producer: Roy Kammerman (Flo tries to rekindle the flame with her first husband.) Flo entertains thoughts of remarrying her first husband, a race driver she divorced over his womanizing. What she doesn't know is that he's now making a run at Alice. "Big Daddy" (L.W.) Dawson: Norm Alden, Judd: Patrick Cronin "Good Night Sweet Vera" Original Air Date: November 20, 1976 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Simon Muntner, Directed by Norman Abbott (Heartbroken Vera decides to overdose on sleeping pills.) Lovelorn Vera (Beth Howland) swallows a bottleful of sleeping pills, forcing Alice and Flo to spend a frantic night trying to keeep her awake. Calvin: Darrel Zwerling Note: In this episode, they mention Mel's Diner is on 4th street. TV Guide Ad: Uproar in a downpour! Vera throws the diner in a tizzy by taking an overdose of sleeping pills in the middle of a heavy rainstorm. Flo and Alice look for a taxi that floats. Linda Lavin stars. "The Dilemma" Original Air Date: November 27, 1976 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Martin Donovan, Directed by James Sheldon (An old boyfriend of Alice's arrives and proposes.) Alice (Linda Lavin) is torn by a marriage proposal that would guarantee a secure future for her and Tommy: it comes from an old friend she always liked, but never loved. Vinny Randazzo: Paul Picerni, Judd: Patrick Cronin "Who Killed Bugs Bunny?" Original Air Date: December 4, 1976 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Lloyd J. Schwartz, Directed by Bruce Bilson, Co-producer: Roy Kammerman (Alice forbids Tommy to go on a camp-out featuring hunting.) Alice persuades Mel to take Tommy on a father-son camp-out sponsored by the community center, and then discoveres that the outing is a hunting trip she doesn't want Tommy on at all. Floyd: Noble Winningham, Deliveryman: Peter Zapp "Mother-in-Law" Original Air Date: December 11, 1976 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Martin Donovan, Directed by Wm. P. D'Angelo, Co-producer: Roy Kammerman (Alice's mother-in-law comes for a visit. Part 1 of 2.) Eileen Heckart plays Alice's mother-in-law Rose Hyatt, a self-centered busybody whose unexpected visit to Phoenix is as welcome as the flu. Part 1 of 2. Rose Hyatt: Eileen Heckart, Herb Tanaguchi: Clyde Kusatsu Classic Guest: Clyde Kusatsu has played many bit parts, most recently, he was the father on "All American Girl". "Mother-in-Law" Original Air Date: December 18, 1976 (most likely) Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Arnold Kane, Bruce Johnson, Ray Allen Directed by Wm. P. D'Angelo, Co-producer: Roy Kammerman (Alice's mother-in-law intends to move in. Part 2 of 2.) Alice's annoying mother-in-law (Eileen Heckart) announces her intention to stay in Phoenix. Part 2 of 2. Rose Hyatt: Eileen Heckart, Charlie Hyatt: Murray Hamilton, Floyd: Noble Winningham "Mel's in Love" Original Air Date: January 15, 1977 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Gary David Goldberg, Directed by Alan Rafkin, Co-producer: Roy Kammerman (Alice tries to comfort twice-jilted Mel.) Middle-aged Mel (Vic Tayback) falls hopelessly in love at first sight with Alice's young visitor, a backpacking nature child who hiked all the way from New Jersey to Phoenix. Connie: Susan Lanier, Maxine: Maureen Arthur "The Accident" Original Air Date: January 22, 1977 Produced by Alan Rafkin, Written by Harvey Bullock & Roy Kammerman, Directed by Alan Rafkin, Co-producer: Roy Kammerman (Flo borrows Mel's treasured car and has an accident.) After borrowing the beloved old car Mel entrusted to Alice's care, Flo gets into an accident that leaves the heap scattered over several city blocks. Guest Stars: Fred: Hamilton Camp, Arnie: Leonard Stone, Maria: Chi Chi Navarro, Raymond Singer "The Failure" Original Air Date: January 29, 1977 Produced by Alan Rafkin, Written by Ben Joelson & Art Baer, Directed by William P. D'Angelo, Co-producer: Roy Kammerman (Alice finds a holdup note on the diner floor.) An incompetant robber runs true to form when he tries to hold up the diner while the cash register is sticking and a customer is going into labor. Walter: Henry Polic II, Burt: Bernie Kopell, Mrs. Rivera: Lupe Ontiveros Classic Guest: Bernie Kopell played the ship's doctor on "The Love Boat". "The Hex" Original Air Date: February 5, 1977 Produced by Alan Rafkin, Written by Arnold Kane & R. S. Allen, Directed by Alan Rafkin, Co-producer: Roy Kammerman (A charlatan Gypsy (Kaye Ballard) puts a curse on Alice.) Alice (Linda Lavin) turns into a walking disaster area after a curse is placed on her by a strange witchlike character (Kaye Ballard) she catches lifting the silverware. Guest Stars: Kaye Ballard, Rick: Ron Carey, Travis: Tom Mahoney "The Pain of No Return" Original Air Date: February 12, 1977 Produced by Alan Rafkin, Written by Rick Mittlemaan, Directed by Alan Rafkin, Co-producer: Roy Kammerman (Alice is told she owes the government $2000 in back taxes.) Alice learns of her late husband's tax delinquency from an IRS agent whose meek demeanor hides the heart of a libertine. Marion Bartlett: Warren Berlinger, Shirley Bartless: Arlene Golonka, Travis: Tom Mahoney "The Odd Couple" Original Air Date: February 26, 1977 Produced by Alan Rafkin, Teleplay by Roy Kammerman, Arnold Kane, Harvey Bullock, Ray Allen, Story by Diane Silver, Ellen Sherman, Roy Kammerman, Directed by William P. D'Angelo, Co-producer: Roy Kammerman (Flo, homeless after her trailer is stolen, rooms with Alice.) Flo's house trailer is stolen and Alice takes her in, but the houseguest soon has alice crawling the walls to escape her sloppy housekeeping and everpresent boyfriend. Billy Joe: Kenneth Mars, Travis: Tom Mahoney "A Night to Remember" Original Air Date: March 5, 1977 Produced by Alan Rafkin, Written by Arnold Kane & R.S. Allen, Directed by Alan Rafkin, Co-producer Roy Kammerman (Alice and Flo play Cupid for lonely Vera.) Alice and Flo go manhunting for Vera, who's depressed because she's had only three dates in three years-and two of those stood her up. Travis: Tom Mahoney "Mel's Cup" Original Air Date: March 12, 1977 Produced by Alan Rafkin, Written by Harvey Bullock, Roy Kammerman, Directed by Norman Abbott (Alice unknowingly donates Mel's cherished cup to charity.) Alice donates an old silver cup from the diner to a church rummage sale, not realizing that it's a priceless memento from Mel's Navy days. Larry: Billy Sands, Travis: Tom Mahoney "The Bundle" Original Air Date: March 19, 1977 Written by Ben Joelson & Art Baer, Directed by Norman Abbott (Flo finds $40,000 in a paper bag under one of the chairs.) A paper bag containing $40,000 has been left behind by someone in the diner, and Alice-alone-insists that the rightful owner be found. Guest Stars: Annie: Florence Halop, Travis: Tom Mahoney, Michael Keenan Note: The day this episode appeared, earlier that night, was the classic last episode of the Mary Tyler Moore show. "A Piece of the Rock" Original Air Date: October 6, 1977 Produced by Bruce Johnson, Written by Ben Joelson & Art Baer, Directed by Bill Persky Alice sets off to meet her spouse's insurance beneficiary. Guest Stars: Lurene Tuttle, Jennifer Billingsley, John Myhers, Cletus Young, Andy: Pat Cranshaw Note: This episode may have been pre-empted by political convention coverage. I couldn't find it's first airing in TV Guide, and by the time it was shown in March or April of 1977, it was already a repeat. Season 2 (1977-1978): Alice Hyatt: Linda Lavin Tommy Hyatt: Philip McKeon Mel Sharples: Vic Tayback Vera Louise Gorman: Beth Howland Florence Jean Castleberry (Flo): Polly Holliday "The Pharmacist" Original Air Date: January 29, 1978 Episode #166661 Producer: Noam Pitlik, Teleplay by Michael Loman & Chris Hayward, Story by Micheal Loman, Directed by Noam Pitlik (A man threatens suicide if the president does not call back.) A pharmacist (Bob Dishy) railing against artificial food additives threatens to take his life in Mel's Diner. Guest Stars: Bob Dishy, Officer Rice: Stack Pierce, Andy: Pat Cranshaw, Gus: Gordon Hurst, Officer Adams: Will Sherwood, Frank: Peter Hobbs, Iris: Florida Freibus, Salesman: Clifford A. Pellow Note: In this episode, Mel's Diner goes thru a few changes. The Men's room is now where the back room was, and there is a storeroom behind the kitchen, and eventually, an alley. Also, the phone number for Mel's Diner is stated in this episode: (602)-555-3538. Technical goof: Notice the clock on the wall in the background. Before Alice goes to the storeroom to call the drugstore, it says "11:40". When she comes back from the storeroom, it says "11:30" "Earthquake" Original Air Date: April 9, 1978 Episode #166662 Producer: Noam Pitlik, Teleplay by Chris Hayward, Gary Markowitz, Story by Chris Hayward, Directed by Noam Pitlik (The diner staff and customers await a predicted earthquake.) An Indian's prediction that an earthquake will strike at 11:37 A.M. has everyone a bit on edge. Driscoll: Edward Binns, Reese: J. J. Barry, Harry: Ancel Cook, Gus: Gordon Hurst "The Reporter" Episode #166663 Producer: Noam Pitlik, Written by Michael Loman, Directed by Dennis L. Steinmetz (A Washington reporter tries to wait unseen in the diner.) An investigative reporter seeks refuge in Mel's Diner. Guest Stars: Richard Erdman, Robert Costanzo, Eleanor Zee, Wil Albert Note: This episode has the opening from the 4th season, but was still from 1978. It's most likely an out of sequence 2nd season episode. "The Bus" Episode #166664 Producer: Noam Pitlik, Teleplay by Erik Tarloff, Story by Chris Hayward, Directed by Marc Daniels (A busload of passengers becomes stranded at the diner.) Mel and the staff prepare for a bus load of hungry customers. Bus Driver: Michael Alldredge, Tom: Rod Browning, Edgar Patton: Rod Colbin, Wendy Harris: Beatrice Colen, Eddie: Joe George, Ellen Pringle: Lee Kessler, Henry Blaine: James Lashly, Dispatcher: Walter Mathews, Maria Fernanadez: Lupe Ontiveros, Mr. Adler: Allan Rich, Tiffany: Gay Rowan, Mrs. Adler: Lila Teigh, Joan Pringle: Pat Van Patten Actor Re-use: Lupe Ontiveros also appeared on the episode "The Failure" Note: This is probably an out of sequence 2nd season episode. The previous episode was from 1978, this one was from 1977. It also had the same opening as "The Reporter" "The Second Time 'Round" Original Air Date: October 2, 1977 Episode #166665 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon, Directed by Kim Friedman (Alice serves a flasher; Flo learns she is still married.) Mel's Diner opens its doors to a second season and two out-of-the-ordinary customers: a suspected flasher (MacIntyre Dixon) and Flo's third ex-husband (Rod McCary), who claims they're still legally married. Guest Stars: Rod McCary, MacIntyre Dixon, Lewis Arquette TV Guide ad: Flo's 3rd hubby shows up... and a weirdo shows off! "Sixty Minutes Man" Episode #166666 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Teleplay by George Tibbles, Tom Whedon & Warren S. Murray, Story by George Tibbles, Directed by Kim Friedman Alice realizes a diner regular is a long-missing mobster. Gino: Michael V. Gazzo, Henderson: John Lawlor, Vinnie: Bruce Kimmel, Carl: David Ketchum, Andy: Pat Cranshaw, Customer No. 1: Bob McClurg Classic Guest: John Lawlor would later play Mr. Bradley on the sitcom "The Facts of Life" which would later star Tommy's real-life sister Nancy McKeon "The Indian Taker" Original Air Date: October 9, 1977 Episode #166667 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon, Directed by Marc Daniels (An Indian says the diner is on ancestral burial ground.) Victor Jory plays a fasting Indian who refuses to leave the diner he claims is built on his people's sacred burial mound. Guest Stars: Don Chastain, Fred: Larry Hovis, Victor Jory Classic Guest: Larry Hovis was probably better known as one of the cast of "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In" TV Guide Ad: Dying Indian heap big wet blanket for Alice! Teepee down, hold the mayo. An ancient Navajo mistakes Alice's diner for the happy hunting grounds... and comes there to (ugh) die! Linda Lavin stars. "86 the Waitresses" Episode #166668 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Sybil Adelman Directed by Marc Daniels Mel hires a male waiter at a higher rate of pay. Kenny: Bill Fiore, Fred: Dave Shelley, Customer: Joe S. Young "Alice by Moonlight" Episode #166669 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon, Directed by Kim Friedman Alice loses sleep while moonlighting as a singer. Buster: Norman Alden, Herman: Morey Amsterdam, Woman Customer: Jane Dulo, Customer #1: Duane R. Campbell, Andy: Pat Cranshaw, Customer #2: Bernie Kuby Bar Waitress: Gloria LeRoy Classic Guest: Morey Amsterdam is probably best known for his character Buddy Sorrell on "The Dick Van Dyke Show". Actor Re-use: Norman Alden played one of Flo's ex-husbands in the episode "Big Daddy Dawson's Coming", although this time he sports a mustache. TV Guide Ad: Can Alice be bought for a song? Some guy thinks so! Linda Lavin stars. "Single Belles" Episode #166670 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Bruce Howard, Directed by Kim Friedman The waitresses all meet the same ``Mr. Wonderful.'' Guest Stars: Greg Stemple: Robert Hogan, Andy: Pat Cranshaw, Sam Greenbaum, Jessie Milner, Charles Thomas Murphy, Frank O'Brien, Christian Seaboarn, Lynne Marie Stewart, John Welsh, Marty Zagon Note: If you look closely, you'll see Victoria Carroll at the table with Mel in the singles bar. In the third season she'll appear regularly as Mel's girlfriend Marie. "That Old Back Magic" Episode #166671 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Injured Mel moves in with Alice for two weeks. Jack: Edward Winter Note: The satellite feed says this one is titled "That Old Black Magic", but E!'s webpage, and the Library of Congress database says "That Old Back Magic", which makes much more sense. "Love Is Sweeping the Counter" Episode #166672 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Rabin, Directed by Kim Friedman, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Alice finds herself between disgruntled lovers Flo and Mel. Bobby Jack "Whizzer" Wallace: Cliff Pellow Actor Re-use: Cliff Pellow played a salesman in the episode "The Pharmacist" "The Eyes of Texas" Episode #166673 Original Air Date: January 8, 1978 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by Kim Friedman, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Flo's new glasses spark suggestions she try contact lenses.) Flo all to obviously needs glasses but she'd rather stumble around blind than be referred to as "Old Four Eyes" J.W.: Ron Masak, Harleigh: John Myhers, Man: Bob McClurg "A Semi-Merry Christmas" Episode #166674 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll Jr., and Tom Whedon, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden A Christmas trip in a tractor trailer runs into trouble. Jason Carp: Patrick J. Cronin, Andy: Pat Cranshaw Actor Re-use: In the first season, Patrick Cronin played a character named Judd "Oh, George Burns!" Episode #166675 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Fred S. Fox & Seaman Jacobs, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Vera thinks visitor George Burns (as himself) is God. Special Guest Star: George Burns Classic Scene: George Burns trying to explain to Vera (unsuccessfully) that he's not God. "Love Is a Free Throw" Episode #166676 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Tommy's high-school basketball hero falls for Alice. Stretch Parker: Brad Gorman, Mr. Parker: Joe Silver, Henry: Marvin Kaplan, Andy: Pat Cranshaw Note: This is Marvin Kaplan's first appearance as Henry, a character who would appear throughout the rest of the series, and be involved in a few of the plots. "Close Encounters of the Worst Kind" Original Air Date: January 22, 1978 Episode #166677 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Alice's amateur psychology causes trouble among her friends.) A psychological experiment to vent petty grievances only generates increased hostility among the workers at the diner. Sam Fox: Boyd Bodwell, Allen Wolf: Charles Cyphers, Bill Dovey: Larry Hovis, Helen Dovey: Barbara Sharma, Dr Turner: Avery Schreiber Classic Guest: Barbara Sharma, along with Larry Hovis are probably better known as cast members of "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In" Actor Re-use: Larry Hovis played Fred in the episode "The Indian Taker" Classic Scene: The gang playing "role reversal" to try and solve their problem Note: The original airing of this episode back in 1978 listed Avery Schrieber in the TV Guide, but he doesn't appear in this episode (at least as it airs on E!) and isn't listed on the closing credits. "Love Me, Love My Horse" Original Air Date: February 5, 1978 Episode #166678 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Flo's rodeo-rider brother falls madly in love with Alice.) Flo fixes up Alice with her younger brother, an amorous and persistant bronco buster who sets out to rope her. Jimmie Joe Castleberry: Burton Gilliam Actor Re-use: Burton Gilliam played one of the diner regulars in the first season. "Mel's Big Five-O" Original Air Date: March 5, 1978 Episode #166679 Written by Warren Murray, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (The gang throws a surprise 50th-birthday party for Mel.) Mel (Vic Tayback) reaches his 50th birthday, which doesn't bother him nearly as much as not getting the surprise party he said he didn't want. Henry: Marvin Kaplan, Andy: Pat Cranshaw, Jason: Patrick J. Cronin, Cecil: Bob McClurg, Policeman: Noble Winningham Actor Re-use: Noble Winningham appeared in several first season episodes, one as a character named Floyd "Florence of Arabia" Original Air Date: February 19, 1978 Episode #166680 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon, Directed by Kim Friedman, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (A Middle Eastern oil baron sweeps Flo off her feet.) An oil-rich Arab (Richard Libertini) pleads with Flo to be his wife-without bothering to mention that he already has three others. Ben: Richard Libertini, Turham: George Loros "The Cuban Connection" Original Air Date: February 26, 1978 Episode #166681 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (A woman becomes convinced her husband is dating Alice.) Alice catches it from all sides playing peacemaker between two battling friends: a womanizing fashion photographer (Desi Arnaz) and his fed-up wide (Janis Paige) Special Guest Star: Desi Arnaz as Paco Guest Stars: Janis Paige, Henry the Telephone Man: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Desi Arnaz is best known as Ricky Ricardo on "I Love Lucy" and was married to Lucille Ball "Don't Lock Now" Episode #166682 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Mel and the waitresses become locked in the storeroom. Esther: Nedra Volz, Farley: Bill McLean Classic Guest: Nedra Volz has been in many TV shows and movies, she was one of the maids on "Diff'rent Strokes" and also played the mail-lady on "The Dukes Of Hazzard" "Star in the Storeroom" Original Air Date: March 19, 1978 Episode #166683 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Flo calls her old baby-sitting charge, singer Jerry Reed.) After learning that Flo (Polly Holliday) once baby-sat country singer Jerry Reed, everyone pesters her for tickets to his concert. Jerry plays himself. Special Guest Star: Jerry Reed Cappy: Graham Jarvis, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: As E! airs this, it has the shortened opening sequence that CBS used to use on the morning daily shows for most of the third season episodes. It doesn't show Philip McKeon at all, even though he appears in this episode. Also, Flo's age was hinted at. She baby-sat Jerry when she was 10 and he was 4, and he's supposed to be 36. In actuality, Jerry was 40 (he would turn 41 the day after this show aired on March 20th) and Polly was also 40. "Mel's Recession" Original Air Date: April 2, 1978 Episode #166684 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon, Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Mel announces he must fire one of his waitresses.) To lower overhead, Mel (Vic Tayback) will have to lower the ax on one of his waitresses. Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: In this episode, we finally get to see Mel's apartment, which (no big surprise) is quite sloppy. Season 3 (1978-1979): Alice Hyatt: Linda Lavin Mel Sharples: Vic Tayback Vera Louise Gorman: Beth Howland Tommy Hyatt: Philip McKeon Florence Jean Castleberry (Flo): Polly Holliday "Car Wars" Original Air Date: October 1, 1978 Episode #166801 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Mel gets a better offer after the waitresses buy his car.) The girls buy Mel's old Bug, which has so many bugs it won't even start. Henry: Marvin Kaplan, Jason: Patrick Cronin, Cecil: Bob McClurg Note: In this episode, the diner looks like it got another face lift, it has new wallpaper, and we get to see the alley in back of the diner for the first time. Also, Mel has a Volkswagen Beetle, which is the first time it's been shown. In the first season, an unseen pickup was referred to several times. Also, as E! airs this episode, it has the same opening as the opening described in the episode "Star in the Storeroom" Classic Scene: Mel wedged in the sunroof, with Vera tightening it around him to try and get him to give up the pink slip from the car. Classic Quote: Vera shows her usual intellect with the following quote: "Yeah, Flo and I can buy a garage ... On the way to work this morning I saw a sign - Saturday Garage Sale" "Better Never Than Late" Original Air Date: November 5, 1978 Episode #166802 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (A robber arrives after Alice takes over for sleeping Mel.) With the diner open on Saturday night and Mel asleep in the storeroom, Alice is left alone to serve a single customer: a gunman (Steve Franken) ordering the contents of the cash register. Henry: Marvin Kaplan, Holdup Man: Steve Franken, Milo Skinner: Jim Varney, Soccer Coach: Dave Madden Classic Guest: Jim Varney would later do lots of ads and movies as the clumsy and dimwitted Ernest P. Worrell, Dave Madden is probably better known as Ruben Kincaide from "The Partridge Family". He would star in most of the shows as Earl Hicks until the end of the series. TV Guide Ad: It's a stickup! Alice faces the gunman alone! Mel decides to keep the diner open all night-trouble brews on all burners! Linda Lavin stars. "Take Him, He's Yours" Original Air Date: September 24, 1978 Episode #166803 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Frustrated Alice decides to let Mel take Tommy for a while.) Serving up a 3rd year at Mel's Diner...Alice (Linda Lavin) is exasperated with son Tommy (Philip McKeon), who's now 14 and "passing from puberty into impossible." So she takes Mel up on his boast that he can raise the boy better than she. Henry: Marvin Kaplan, Jason: Patrick Cronin, Cecil: Bob McClurg Classic Scene: Tommy playing the cymbals with a hungover Mel stumbling in the background. "Block Those Kicks" Episode #166804 Original Air Date: October 22, 1978 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (The waitresses and Mel all decide to give up bad habits.) To help Mel (Vic Tayback) kick his gambling habit, the girls try to give up their own favorite vices. Henry: Marvin Kaplan, Cecil: Bob McClurg, Marty: Lou Tiano, Louise: Tara Talboy TV Guide Ad: The Girls give up their vices to save Mel's Diner! "The Principal of the Thing" Episode #166805 Original Air Date: October 15, 1978 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Alice dates Tommy's handsome school principal.) As a matter of principle, Tommy (Philip McKeon) demands that Alice (Linda Lavin) stop dating his school principal (Gary Collins). Jim Thornton: Gary Collins, Bubba Norris: Lou Frizzell, Freddy: Joseph Perry, Henrietta: Miriam Byrd Nethery Note: This is the first episode where we get to see Flo's trailer, and also the first episode her often referred-to boyfriend Bubba is actually shown Classic Scene: Everyone cramming into the shower, then Mel turns the shower on (not knowing anyone is in there) "What Happened to the Class of '78?" Episode #166806 Original Air Date: October 29, 1978 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Dating interferes with Flo's night-school studies.) Even with Alice as a taskmaster, Flo (Polly Holliday) can't give up her night life to study for night school. Walter: Harvey J. Goldenberg, Burt Gilman: Lyman Ward "Citizen Mel" Episode #166807 Original Air Date: October 8, 1978 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Charles Isaacs, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Witness Mel thinks the released criminal is after him.) Mel (Vic Tayback) may-or may not-live to regret identifying a holdup man who already has served time for pistolwhipping a witness in a previous case. Henry: Marvin Kaplan, Jason: Patrick Cronin, Cecil: Bob McClurg, Customer: William Pierson Classic Scene: Mel walking into the diner, disguised as a waitress. Technical Goof: Notice when Cecil walks in at the end with the newspaper, it looks like it's night, but immediately after that, it looks like daytime. "Vera's Popcorn Romance" Episode #166808 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden The gang tries to meet Vera's new boyfriend. Henry: Marvin Kaplan, Brian: Alan Haufrect, Doris: Barbara Minkus Barron, Harold: Johnnie Decker, Delivery Boy: Steve Nevil Classic Scene: The gang at the movie theatre, in sort of a "food fight" with other movie-goers "Mel's in a Family Way" Episode #166809 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Teleplay by Jerry Winnick & Tom Whedon, Story by Jerry Winnick, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Mel becomes overly attached to Alice and Tommy. Ted: Michael Pataki, Betty: Shirley Mitchell, Bob: Dave Shelley "Who Ordered the Hot Turkey?" Episode #166810 Original Air Date: November 19, 1978 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Mel's Thanksgiving dinner for orphans runs into problems.) Mel (Vic Tayback) plans to treat some orphans to hot turkey for Thanksgiving without realizing that the birds he's buying already are hot. Guest Stars: Connie Raymond: Joyce Bulifant, Peter Leeds, Ed: Owen Bush, Nancy McKeon, Derek Wells, Corey Feldman, Det. Ralph Hilton: James Cromwell Classic Guests: Joyce Bulifant is better known as Marie Slaughter, Murray's wife on "Mary Tyler Moore". She would also star in Flo's spinoff "Flo". Nancy McKeon is the real-life sister of Philip McKeon, and would later star in "The Facts Of Life" as Jo. She is currently the star of "Can't Hurry Love'. Also a very young Corey Feldman, who would later star in lots of movies, and most recently in the sitcom "Dweebs". For a cool homepage on Nancy McKeon, click here Classic Scene: Mel dropping the turkey, which, since it's not real, shatters into a million pieces, all while being filmed for TV. "A Slight Case of ESP" Episode #166811 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Alan Rosen & Fred Rubin, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Vera seems to be able to predict the future. Guest Stars: Henry: Marvin Kaplan, Hazel Shermet, Michael Keenan, Tom Williams Note: It's mentioned that Mel has a brother Louie from Brooklyn, although this is the only time he's ever mentioned. "The Happy Hoofers" Episode #166812 Original Air Date: November 26, 1978 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Alice takes a second job to pay for college for Tommy.) Mel takes a dim view of Alice's moonlighting to deliver singing telegrams- especially when she shows up for work four hours late with a wild excuse even a mother wouldn't swallow. Chuck: Duane Campbell, Cecil: Bob McClurg Note: This one has a similar plot to the earlier episode "Alice By Moonlight" where she moonlights at another job, and ends up getting fired. "Sweet Charity" Episode #166813 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Tickets to a charity ball cause rifts among the waitresses. Whizzer: Cliff Pellow, Brian: Alan Haufrect, Customer: Michael Ballard, Jason: Patrick Cronin, Marie: Victoria Carroll, Eric: Ron Rifkin Note: This is the first episode in which Marie is credited. She also appeared in the episode "Single Belles" "Vera's Broken Heart" Episode #166814 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher & Tom Whedon, Directed by Lee S. Lochhead, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Vera becomes depressed after Brian claims he loves another. Guest Stars: Dawson Mays, Michael Keenan, Michael Ballard, Terry Bolo, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: Vera's apartment is finally shown in this episode. "The Fourth Time Around" Episode #166815 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Flo's old flame, Mel's brother, returns after a divorce.) Flo and Mel's brother (Carmine Caridi) decide to take another chance at marriage-even though it's the fourth time for each. Guest Stars: Al Sharples: Carmine Caridi, Bubba: Lou Frizzel, Dick Wilson, Roger Bowen, Jason: Patrick Cronin, Cecil: Bob McClurg, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Tommy's First Love" Episode #166816 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Alice and Tommy clash over his new girlfriend. Melissa Lloyd: Olivia Barash, Mr. Lloyd: Bruce Kirby, Earl: Dave Madden, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell "Alice's Decision" Episode #166817 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher & Tom Whedon, Directed by Lee S. Lochhead, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Alice gets a chance to tour with a singing group. Ina Simpson: Karen Morrow, Laslo: Bobby Ramsen, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Mel Grows Up" Episode #166818 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Mel is unable to confront his domineering mother. Carrie Sharples: Martha Raye, Greg: Robert Hogan, Chuck: Duane Campbell Classic Guest: Martha Raye, a movie star from the 30's and 40's, makes her first appearance as Carrie, Mel's mother. Note: Greg must have patched up things with Alice, in "Single Belles" she broke up with him, when he had dates with both her and Flo at the same time, although this time his last name is Lawrence, in "Single Belles", he was Greg Stemple. "What're You Doing New Year's Eve?" Episode #166819 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Marion C. Freeman & Dawn Aldredge, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Flo finds herself running the diner alone on New Year's Eve. Greg: Robert Hogan, Brian: Alan Haufrect, Earl: Dave Madden, Marie: Victoria Carroll, McCoy: Ted Lehmann, Policeman: Randy Doney, Truck Driver: Will Hunt, TV Announcer: Michael Keenan, Policeman: Ed Kenney, Man: Bob Shaw Actor Re-use: Michael Keenan has appeared several times, usually as a customer. "If the Shoe Fits" Episode #166820 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Charles Isaacs & Tom Whedon, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden, Based on an idea by Faye M. Nuell Alice falls for a 25-year-old off-Broadway director. Sean: Fred McCarren, Tony: Danny Goldman Note: Alice thinks she's too old, at 35, to be dating a 25-year-old man, and Flo remarks she's old enough to be his grandmother, when in real-life, Linda Lavin and Polly Holliday are only 3 months apart in age. Both actresses were probably 41-years-old when this episode was taped. "The Last Stow It" Episode #166821 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Mel sells the diner to an elegant snob. Part 1 of 2.) Mel sells the diner to a humorless Martinet (Hans Conried). Part 1 of 2. Randolph Briggs: Hans Conried, Earl: Dave Madden, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Ted: Don Chastain, George: Bob Hastings, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Hans Conried has appeared in many shows over the years. My most favorite was as Wrong Way Feldman in "Gilligan's Island" "The Last Stow It" Episode #166822 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Alice assumes an old disguise to get the diner back. Part 2 of 2.) Unable to buy back his diner from the new restaurateur (Hans Conried), Mel opens up an eatery in Alice's apartment. Part 2 of 2. Randolph Briggs: Hans Conried, Edgar: John Welsh, Mike: Michael Ballard, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Jason: Patrick Cronin, Kirby: Randy Doney, Joe: Ed Kenney, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Randy Doney played a policeman in the episode "What're You Doing New Year's Eve?" Note: Alice reprises her role as "Sam Butler" from the episode "Take Him, He's Yours" to persuade Briggs into selling the diner back to Mel. "My Fair Vera" Episode #166823 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Vera is called to appear in a supermarket's TV commercial. Mark: Larry Breeding, Laslo: Bobby Ramsen, Joe: Bryan O'Byrne, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, The Assistant: Lew Horn, Ted: Don Chastain Note: This episode has references back to two different episodes, both "If the Shoe Fits" and "Alice's Decision", also this one is probably out of sequence, the last few had a 1979 copyright date, and this one has a 1978 one. "Flo Finds Her Father" Episode #166824 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis, Written by Marion C. Freeman & Dawn Aldredge, Directed by William Asher, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Flo's long-lost father returns after 30 years.) Flo's father (Forrest Tucker) tries to make amends for deserting the family when she was a child. Edsel Jarvis Castleberry: Forrest Tucker, Clem: Hamilton Camp, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Forrest Tucker is probably better known as Sgt. O'Rourke on "F Troop" Actor Re-use: Hamilton Camp played Fred in the first season episode "The Accident" Note: Flo's father mentions leaving his wife and daughter, but doesn't mention a son, yet Flo has a brother named Jimmy Joe Castleberry from the 2nd season episode "Love Me, Love My Horse" Season 4 (1979-1980): Alice Hyatt: Linda Lavin Mel Sharples: Vic Tayback Vera Louise Gorman: Beth Howland Tommy Hyatt: Philip McKeon Florence Jean Castleberry (Flo): Polly Holliday (first 18 episodes) Belle Dupree: Diane Ladd (last 6 episodes) "Mel Loves Marie" Original Air Date: October 7, 1979 Episode #166931 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Mel and Marie have an on-and-off engagement.) Mel (Vic Tayback) gives a big engagement ring to his girl friend Marie, but the sparkle quickly fades when he insists that she sign a pre-marital aggreement. Marie: Victoria Carroll, Earl: Dave Madden, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Herman: Ed E. Carroll "Mona Lisa Alice" Original Air Date: September 30, 1979 Episode #166932 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Tom Whedon & Charles Isaacs, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Mel orders smiles all around; Alice quarrels with her beau.) Alice's sour reaction to Tommy's match-making efforts threatens Mel's new promotion gimmick: free meals for the customers if his waitresses don't smile. Guest Stars: Greg: Robert Hogan, Earl: Dave Madden, Chuck: Duane Campbell, Raleigh Bond, Nancy Lenehan, Dick Miller, Henry: Marvin Kaplan TV Guide Ad: Alice, Flo and Vera gotta smile-even if it kills them! The food's no laughing matter. But "Get a smile or a free meal" is Mel's new come-on. Can the girls dish it out? Linda Lavin, Vic Tayback, Polly Holliday, Beth Howland star. "Vera Robs the Cradle" Original Air Date: October 21, 1979 Episode #166933 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Rejected Tommy becomes infatuated with Vera.) One dancing lesson and Tommy falls head oer heels for his instructor: Vera. Max: Howard Platt, Mike: Michael Ballard, Debbie: Annrae Walterhouse "Flo's Chili Reception" Original Air Date: October 28, 1979 Episode #166934 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Mel thinks a rival is dating Flo to get a chili recipe.) Mel is convinced that his chief competitor is romancing Flo just to get the recipe for Mel's Texas-style chili, rated by a food critic as "the best in the world" Barney: Richard B. Shull, Brad: Med Flory, Ralph: Michael Alldredge, Charlie: Ted Gehring, Happy Schuster: Claude Stroud Actor Re-use: Michael Alldredge played a busdriver in the episode "The Bus" Note: In this episode, we finally get to see Barney, from Barney's Burger Barn, a rival restaurant that is frequently mentioned. "Cabin Fever" Original Air Date: December 2, 1979 Episode #166935 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Thad Mumford & Dan Wilcox, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (The waitresses, Mel and Marie wind up together in a cabin.) Mel, his girl friend and the waitresses spend the weekend crammed into the same fishing cabin. Marie: Victoria Carroll, Jason: Patrick Cronin, Announcer: Ed Kenney Actor Re-use: Ed Kenney played a policeman in episodes "The Last Stow It" and "What're You Doing New Year's Eve" Note: This show has a scene with them all crouched in a bathtub, which is the same scene that is used on the opening, except the opening has Tommy in place of Marie. "Has Anyone Here Seen Telly?" Original Air Date: September 23, 1979 Episode #166936 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx & Charles Isaacs & Tom Whedon, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (No one believes Vera met Telly Savalas.) Telly Savalas gives star-struck Vera a thrill in the fourth-season opener: he stops by the diner while she's working there alone. When noone believes her story, she quits in a huff. Special Guest Star: Telly Savalas Guest Star: George Savalas, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Telly Savalas is best known as detective Kojak, and George is his brother, who was also a detective on "Kojak" Note: This was actually the 4th season opener. TV Guide Ad: Telly Savalas pays Mel's Diner a surprise visit! Alice is antic, Flo is frantic, Vera's flipping out and Mel's too shook to cook! Is it really Telly Savalas-or a bald-faced liar? Linda Lavin, Vic Tayback, Polly Holliday, and Beth Howland star. "Little Alice Bluenose" Original Air Date: November 4, 1979 Episode #166937 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon & Charles Isaacs, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Alice discovers her boyfriend is a nude model.) Vera's boy friend objects to her sketching nude males in art class. David: Spencer Milligan, Brian: Alan Haufrect, Student: Suzan Campbell, Instructor: Terry Wills Classic Guest: Spencer Milligan is probably better known as Rick Marshall on the original "The Land Of The Lost" "Mel's in the Kitchen With Dinah" Episode #166938 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon & Charles Isaacs, Directed by Norman Abbott, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Mel cooks his chili on Dinah Shore's show.) Things get hotter than Mel's chili when Dinah Shore invites Mel to prepare his recipe on her show and bring along one - but only one - of his waitresses. Special Guest Star: Dinah Shore Guest Stars: Ken Baldwin: Ronnie Schell, Lonesome Larry: Guich Koock, Pamela Myers, Ancel Cook Classic Guest: Dinah Shore hosted her own successful variety show, which is the basis for this episode Actor Re-use: Ronnie Schell played a TV commercial director in the episode "Mel's Happy Burger" TV Guide Ad: Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah. It's Mel! Mel's chili lands him a guest shot on "The Dinah Shore Show" - and in a pot of trouble with the girls. Linda Lavin stars. "Alice in TV Land" Original Air Date: January 13, 1980 Episode #166939 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by Norman Abbott, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Tommy's appearance on a talk show raises controversy.) Tommy stirs up trouble by candidly discussing his elders on a TV talk show. Special Guest Star: Eve Arden Earl: Dave Madden, Ralph: Michael Alldredge, Hank: Raleigh Bond, The Announcer: Ed Kenney, Sally: Kim Dashiell, Billy: Christian Juttner Note: In this episode, Vera mentions the date is "Tuesday, December 4th, 1979" "Carrie Sharples Strikes Again" Original Air Date: November 11, 1979 Episode #166940 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Lee Lochhead, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Carrie takes over the diner when Mel injures his back.) The return of Mel's domineering mother does nothing for his ego: when his back goes out the customers flock in-for his mom's cooking. Special Guest Star: Martha Raye as Carrie Sharples Mike: Michael Ballard, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Jason: Patrick Cronin, Man: Ted Gehring, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Ted Gehring played Charlie in "Flo's Chili Reception" "Carrie's Wedding" Original Air Date: February 3, 1980 Episode #166941 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., & Madelyn Davis, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Gary Shimokawa, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Carrie announces her upcoming wedding to a younger man.) Mel is delighted that his mother is planning to remarry until he meets his prospective stepfather. Special Guest Star: Martha Raye as Carrie Sharples Robert: Howard Witt, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Customer: Ancel Cook, Cabbie: Phil Leeds, Minister: Vernon Weddle, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: Mark Egan and Mark Solomon would later produce most of the episodes. TV Guide Ad: Mel's mom wants to marry again. But he won't give her away! Carrie's set to tie the knot with a younger man. But somebody's got to tie up Mel first! Linda Lavin, Vic Tayback, Polly Holliday, Beth Howland star. "My Cousin, Art Carney" Original Air Date: December 9, 1979 Episode #166942 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon & Charles Isaacs & Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by Lee Lochhead, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Vera asks a relative, Art Carney, to promote Mel's chili.) Vera asks Art Carney - a sixth cousin on her father's side - to endorse Mel's chili so it can be frozen as Chili con Carney. Special Guest Star: Art Carney Guest Star: Alan Oppenheimer Classic Guest: Art Carney is best known as Ed Norton on "The Honeymooners" "Good Buddy Flo" Original Air Date: January 6, 1980 Episode #166943 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Flo wants to learn to drive a truck to impress a new man.) Flo takes the wheel herself when she learns that her trucker beau has a female partner. Sy: Michael MacRae, Toni: Sherry Jackson, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Scene: Flo crashing the truck through the front of the diner (one of many times the diner gets partly destroyed) TV Guide Ad: Duck everybody! Flo turns trucker! Flo decides to learn how to drive a big rig - and takes a crash course! Linda Lavin, Vic Tayback, Polly Holliday, Beth Howland star. "Auld Acquaintances Should Be Forgot" Original Air Date: February 17, 1980 Episode #166944 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Mel's old buddy arrives after separating from his wife.) Mel plays host to a buddy whose wife has just left him. Ernie "Rocky" Rockwell: Eddie Barth, Mildred: Reva Rose, Ralph: Michael Alldredge, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Charlie: Ted Gehring, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Mel, the Magi" Original Air Date: December 23, 1979 Episode #166945 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr., & Madelyn Davis, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Everyone sacrifices to buy each other Christmas gifts.) A holiday tale (with a touch of O. Henry's "The Gift of the Magi") finds the girls pooling their meager resources to celebrate Christmas at the diner. Santa Claus: Jack Kruschen, Ralph: Michael Alldredge, Charlie: Ted Gehring, Ancel: Ancel Cook, Policeman No. 1: Ed Kenney, Policeman No. 2: Randy Doney, Arrested Santa: Will Hunt, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Will Hunt played a truck driver and Randy Doney played a policeman in the episode "What're You Doing New Year's Eve?", and Randy Doney played Kirby in the episode "The Last Stow It" "Alice Beats the Clock" Original Air Date: January 27, 1980 Episode #166946 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Katherine Green, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (A time clock causes labor problems in the diner.) Mel installs a time clock - which prompts the waitresses to demand overtime for the Sunday clean-up they used to do for nothing. Ralph: Michael Alldredge, Mike: Michael Ballard, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Charlie: Ted Gehring Note: In this episode, more of the front area is shown, including the access to the back alley, and part of the street in the front. TV Guide Ad: The girls go on strike. Will Mel strike back? Mel wants Alice, Flo and Vera to punch the clock. The girls want to punch Mel instead. Result: Strike! Linda Lavin, Vic Tayback, Polly Holliday, Beth Howland star. "My Funny Valentine Tux" Original Air Date: February 10, 1980 Episode #166947 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Charles Isaacs & Tom Whedon, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Tommy needs a tuxedo for a Saint Valentine's Day party.) Tommy has his heart set on a formal Valentine's dance. Passerby: Raleigh Bond, Wanda: Kelly Parsons, Fireman: Wayne Storm, Wilbur: Terry Wills TV Guide Ad: Alice, Flo and Vera play cupid on Valentine's Day. Tommy wants to date the most popular girl in school. A large order, but the girls give it their all! Linda Lavin, Vic Tayback, Polly Holliday, Beth Howland star. "Flo's Farewell" Original Air Date: February 24, 1980 Episode #166948 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Flo receives a lucrative offer to work in Dallas.) A wealthy Houston restaurateur offers Flo a job she finds hard to refuse. Ralph: Michael Alldredge, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Charlie: Ted Gehring, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: Polly Holliday leaves to start her own show, called "Flo", where she works in a truckstop. For a new episode guide for Flo, click here. TV Guide Ad: Flo tells Mel "Kiss My Grits." This time she means it! Flo's taking off for Houston and a hostess job in a fancy new restaurant. But not before Alice, Vera and Mel throw her a send-off shindig to end all. Heaps of laughs, a dash of tears and lots of fun. Linda Lavin, Vic Tayback, Polly Holliday and Beth Howland star. "For Whom the Belle Toils" Original Air Date: March 2, 1980 Episode #166949 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Mel's old waitress, an aspiring songwriter, visits.) Diane Ladd, who played the waitress Flo in the 1974 movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore" joins the series as Belle, a Mississippi belle who rings Mel's chimes as "One of the best waitresses I've ever had." However, Belle is now aiming for lusher pastures as a country-music writer. Marie: Victoria Carroll, Slade: Hugh Gillin, Charlie: Ted Gehring, Customer: Howard Mann TV Guide Ad: New hot dish coming up! Hail Belle! She's gonna butter your biscuits! She's the sassy, sexy new waitress! If Mel's chili doesn't kill the customers, Belle will-with laughter! Linda Lavin, Vic Tayback, Beth Howland and Diane Ladd star. "One Too Many Girls" Original Air Date: March 9, 1980 Episode #166950 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Belle's suggestions irritate her co-workers.) The new waitress Belle is making big points with her old boss Mel, but she's scoring zero with Alice and Vera. Greg: Robert Hogan, Cliff: Kenneth Gilman, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Charlie: Ted Gehring, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Scene: Mel and the girls hitting each other in the face with a cake. Note: In this episode, Alice lives in apartment 108, but in the 1st season episode "Alice Gets a Pass", she lives in apartment 7. "Vera, the Vamp" Original Air Date: March 16, 1980 Episode #166951 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Directed by Linda Lavin & Lee Lochhead, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Vera wants Belle to teach her how to be attractive to men.) Heartbroken over her boy friend's sudden lack of attention, Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess. Brian: Alan Haufrect, Raleigh: Raleigh Bond, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Charlie: Ted Gehring, Customer: Howard Mann, Trucker: Mickey Morton, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: This is most likely Linda Lavin's directorial debut. Unless she has directed before this series, this is her first for "Alice" "Profit Without Honor" Original Air Date: March 23, 1980 Episode #166952 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Lee Lochhead, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Alice proposes profit-sharing as part of a new contract.) Mel signs a profit-sharing agreement with the girls just befor learning he'll get a tidy sum for letting the city condemn his property. Earl: Dave Madden, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Similar plot: Earl again demonstrates his "wonderful" talent for drawing up legal documents, which he also did in the episode "Mel Loves Marie" Technical Goof: Watch the wall in the storeroom when Mel tries to block the door. The whole wall shakes. Also when Henry opens the door, you should be able to see the alley, but it looks like there's a hallway or something instead. "Cook's Tour" Original Air Date: March 30, 1980 Episode #166953 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Directed by Linda Lavin & Lee Lochhead, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Mel leads on a woman tour-guide to get her bus's business.) Mel (Vic Tayback) is receptive to an infatuated tour guide (Pamela Myers), as long as she keeps steering tourists into his diner. Bobbi: Pamela Myers, Willy: Reb Brown, Max: Howard Platt, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Pamela Myers was also in the episode "Mel's in the Kitchen With Dinah" "Here Comes Alice Cottontail" Original Air Date: April 6, 1980 Episode #166954 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Robert Fisher & Arthur Marx, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden (Alice bets she won't check on Tommy while he is at Mel's.) Alice allows Tommy to stay with Mel, prompting a wager: Alice bets Mel will kick him out, and Mel bets Alice will snoop on her son. Officer: John Crawford, Hector: Hector Elias, Trucker No. 1: John Hawker, Trucker No. 2: Howard Mann, Jack: Christopher Tayback, Victoria: Felice Schachter Similar Plot: This episode has a somewhat similar plot to the episode "Take Him, He's Yours" where Tommy stays over at Mel's after having an arguement with his mother. This episode is actually referred to also, although Alice mentions Tommy breaking his leg, but he actually only sprained it. Classic Guest: Felice Schachter is probably better known as Nancy on "The Facts of Life" Season 5 (1980-1981): Alice Hyatt: Linda Lavin Mel Sharples: Vic Tayback Vera Louise Gorman: Beth Howland Tommy Hyatt: Philip McKeon Belle Dupree: Diane Ladd (first 15 episodes) Jolene Hunnicutt: Celia Weston (last 7 episodes) "Mel and the Green Machine" Episode #167201 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Directed by Lee Lochhead, Co-producer: Jerry Madden An automatic teller machine spews $24,675 at hapless Mel. Marty: George Wyner, Mr. Egan: John Harkins, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Raleigh: Raleigh Bond, Policeman: Damu King, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Scene: Mel standing in front of the ATM machine as it spews out tons of money. "Dog Day Evening" Episode #167202 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by George Bloom, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden The staff is trapped in the diner with two guard dogs. Guest Stars: Warren Berlinger, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Richard Jamison, Douglas Robinson Actor Re-use: Warren Berlinger also appeared in the first season episode "The Pain of No Return" Technical Goof: If you look closely, after Mel gets off the phone, you can see Chuck standing behind the blinds outside the front of the diner. "Hello Vegas, Goodbye Diner" Episode #167203 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Mel risks it all during a trip to Las Vegas. Part 1 of 2. Guest Stars: Joe Capri: Lou Criscuolo, Dino: Michael Tucci, Nedra Volz Actor Re-use: Nedra Volz also appeared as a pie-baker in the episode "Don't Lock Now". In this episode, she's a gambler playing the slot machines. Note: This episode originally aired as an hour-long special, being paired with "Too Many Robert Goulets" "Too Many Robert Goulets" Episode #167204 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Alice impersonates Robert Goulet to save the diner. Part 2 of 2. Special Guest Appearance: Robert Goulet Guest Stars: Joe Capri: Lou Criscuolo, Dino: Michael Tucci, Nedra Volz, Michael Ballard, Nancy Lenehan, Rollin Moriyama, Kimoko Hiroshige Classic Guest: Robert Goulet appears in this episode, and sings a duet with Alice (while she's impersonating him). Robert Goulet is a famous Vegas singer. Actor Re-use: Michael Ballard appears again, this time as a background character named Ed, who is staying at the hotel, and Nancy Lenehan also appeared on the episode "Mona Lisa Alice" "Vera's Aunt Agatha" Episode #167205 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Vera announces she is leaving with her free-spirited aunt. Special Guest Star: Mildred Natwick Guest Stars: Charlie: Ted Gehring, Greta Blackburn, Curtis L. Taylor, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Tommy's T.K.O." Episode #167206 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Mel's advice on handling a bully gets Tommy suspended. Miss Gafney: Susan Tolsky, Mr. Plotkin: Richard Balin, Larry Plotkin: Ody Arthur Balsam, Arthur: A. P. Smith, Principal Solomon: Vernon Weddle, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Vernon Weddle played the minister in the episode "Carrie's Wedding" "The New Improved Mel" Episode #167207 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden A friend's death makes Mel try to improve his attitude. Danny: Shavar Ross, Charlie: Ted Gehring, Doctor: Maurice Hill, Trucker: Mickey Morton, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Shavar Ross played Arnold's friend Dudley in "Diff'rent Strokes" and currently appears as Eddie Winslow's friend on "Family Matters" "Carrie Sings the Blues" Episode #167208 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Linda Lavin & Christine Ballard, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Carrie comes to the diner after arguing with her husband. Carrie: Martha Raye, Robby: Howard Witt, Earl: Dave Madden, Ralph: Michael Alldredge, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Henry's Bitter Half" Episode #167209 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Lee Lochhead, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Upset Henry tells his wife he's having an affair with Alice. Chloe: Ruth Buzzi, Earl: Dave Madden, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Customer: Zale Kessler, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Ruth Buzzi is probably best known for her acting on "Rowan and Martin's Laugh In". She's at least the 4th actor from that show to appear on "Alice"-Larry Hovis and Barbara Sharma were also on, as well as Dave Madden, who's a semi-regular on "Alice". Note: This is the first time Henry's wife makes an appearance. She's been mentioned almost on every show Henry appeared on since season 2. "Alice Locks Belle Out" Episode #167210 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Nick Havinga, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Alice dons her gangster disguise to save locked-out Belle. Mr. Swanson: John Sylvester White Classic Guest: John Sylvester White is best known as Mr. Woodman from "Welcome Back, Kotter", and plays a similarly despisable character Note: Alice once again reprises her role as "Sam Butler" from the episode "Take Him, He's Yours". Also, the front of Alice's apartment appears for the first time, and the name is also mentioned as "Phoenix Palms", but in the first two seasons, on the opening, it was called "Desert Inn Apartments" "Vera Goes Out on a Limb" Episode #167211 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Vera chains herself to a tree scheduled to be cut down. Guest Stars: Sonny: Walter Olkewicz, Charlie: Ted Gehring, Ed Kenney, Policeman: Tom Kindle, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Walter Olkewicz is currently starring on "Grace Under Fire" as Dougie, one of the guys who works with Grace at the refinery. Classic Scene: The tree, after being cut down, slams through the front of the diner, once again demolishing the front. "Alice's Son the Drop-Out" Episode #167212 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Tommy's night job begins to affect his schoolwork. Earl: Dave Madden, Harvey Armstrong: Tom Williams, Raleigh: Raleigh Bond, Joe: Tom Kindle, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Tom Kindle played a policeman in the episode "Vera Goes Out on a Limb" Similar plot: This episode again has a similarity to a few previous episodes, where Alice moonlights and ends up getting fired because of it. This time it was to keep Tommy from quitting school. "Bye Bye Birdie" Episode #167213 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by George Bloom, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Mel's yell makes Vera's parrot drop dead. Guest Stars: Langston Birch: William Bogert, Earl: Dave Madden, Lou Cutell, Douglas Robinson, Catherine Paolone, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Scene: Mel and the parrot shouting "stow it" to each other. Note: For some reason, when Vera tells where she bought her parrot, her voice says "Pet Care" but her mouth says something different, and it sounds like it was dubbed over. Also, the Library of Congress database lists this episode as "Bye Bye, Birdie" "The Jerry Reed Fish Story" Episode #167214 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden, "Uncle Bud" song by Preston P. Ladner The waitresses turn Jerry Reed's prize fish into fillets. Special Guest Star: Jerry Reed Guest Stars: Charlie: Ted Gehring, Bob Gunter Note: This is the second episode in which Belle sings the "Uncle Bud" song. The first time it appeared was in the episode "For Whom The Belle Toils". This is also the second time Jerry Reed appeared as himself. "Carrie Chickens Out" Episode #167215 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Carrie plans to cook at the diner during an extended visit. Guest Stars: Carrie: Martha Raye, Benny Conway: Jack Kruschen, Earl: Dave Madden, Douglas Robinson, John Hawker, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Macho, Macho Mel" Episode #167216 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels A little old lady (Florence Halop) mugs Mel in the alley. Actor Re-use: Florence Halop played a bag lady in the episode "The Bundle" "The Great Escape" Original Air Date: March 15, 1981 Episode #167217 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Directed by Marc Daniels (A loud argument brings a new waitress to the diner.) A trucker chooses Mel's Diner as the place to tell her amorous driving partner to hit the road. Celia Weston joins the cast as Jolene Hunnicutt. Special Guest Appearance: Celia Weston Guest Stars: Robert Carnegie, Charlie: Ted Gehring, Douglas Robinson, Sham Haworth, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: This is the last episode that Diane Ladd appeared in, her character Belle, took a job in Nashville as a backup singer, and Celia Weston, who plays Jolene Hunnicutt, takes her place, after quitting her job as a truck driver. Also, this is the first episode that actually shows the inside of the ladies room, and much of the episode takes place in there. Technical Goof-up: If you look closely, when Alice walks over to use the phone, she bumps the wall and it moves quite a bit. Also, Vera mentions she's from Boston, yet in the episode "A Semi-Merry Christmas" she mentions she's never seen snow. Certainly it must snow in Boston :) "Alice Strikes Up the Band" Episode #167218 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Alice is a singing sensation at a restaurateur's convention. Guest Stars: James Callahan, Chuck: Duane P. Campbell, Ed E. Carroll, John Hawker, Howard Ray Huff, Vern Rowe, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Credit typo: Duane R. Campbell is credited as Duane P. Campbell by mistake. Actor re-use: Ed E. Carroll played Herman in the episode "Mel Loves Marie" "Who's Kissing the Great Chef of Phoenix?" Episode #167219 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Mel kisses Vera to make girlfriend Marie jealous. Guest Stars: Marie: Victoria Carroll, Bruce Morgan, Walter Robles, Ed Kenney Actor Re-use: Ed Kenney appears once again, as one of the customers "Baby Makes Five" Episode #167220 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Tom Whedon & Charles Isaacs, Directed by Linda Lavin & Christine Ballard, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Vera finds an abandoned baby in the laundromat. Guest Stars: James Murtaugh, Irene Arranga, Nancy Jeris, John G. McLaughlin, Tom Taylor, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Irene Arranga played Mary Johnson on "Welcome Back, Kotter" and married series-regular Arnold Horshack "Vera and the Bouncing Check" Episode #167222 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Bob Brunner & Ken Hecht, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Vera's old high-school classmate passes a bad check. Steve Marsh: Kip Niven, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: For some reason, episode #167221 is missing. I don't know if it's one that was planned and never aired, or if E! is just skipping it. "Mel's Cousin, Wendell" Episode #167223 Produced by Bob Carroll, Jr. & Madelyn Davis, Written by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo & Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels, Co-producer: Jerry Madden Mel gives his shy cousin advice for a date with Vera. Guest Stars: Wendell: David Rounds, Richard Jamison, Brian O'Brien, June Whitley Taylor Season 6 (1981-1982): Alice Hyatt: Linda Lavin Mel Sharples: Vic Tayback Vera Louise Gorman: Beth Howland Tommy Hyatt: Philip McKeon Jolene Hunnicutt: Celia Weston "The Wild One" Episode #167461 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Michael Weinberger, Directed by Mark Daniels A rough motorcyclist (Jay Leno) takes a liking to Alice. Bones: Jay Leno, Mutner: Ron Palillo, Daisy: Susan Wolf, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Jay Leno is now best known as the host of "The Tonight Show", and Ron Palillo is best known as Arnold Horshack from "Welcome Back, Kotter" also, Ron is the 3rd star to appear from "Welcome Back, Kotter" Note: Beginning with this episode, it appears Bob Carroll and Madelyn Davis were promoted to Executive Producers, as this is how they are now credited. Technical Goof-up: Watch closely when Bones and Mutner drive up on their motorcycles, Mutner looks like a completely different person (Ron Palillo probably can't ride a motorcycle. Jay Leno rides and collects motorcycles) "Bet a Million Mel" Episode #167462 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Arthur Marx & Robert Fisher, Directed by Nick Havinga The waitresses try to prevent Mel from making a $10,000 bet. Willie Harmon: Hamilton Camp, Charlie; Ted Gehring, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Hamilton Camp played Fred on the episode "The Accident" and Clem on the episode "Flo Finds Her Father". Similar Plot: This episode has a somewhat similar plot to the movie "9 to 5" where the girls tie up their boss. A reference to this movie is made in this episode. Note: The opening on this episode doesn't include Philip McKeon, instead replacing his pictures with scenes with Alice, Vera and Jolene. "Alice's Big Four-Oh!" Episode #167463 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Vic Rauseo & Linda Morris, Directed by Mark Daniels A visit from her mother upsets Alice on her 40th birthday. Note: In this one, Alice turns 40, but 3 seasons ago, in the episode "If the Shoe Fits", she was 10 years older than her 25-year old boyfriend, also, Doris Roberts is only 7 years older than Linda Lavin in real-life. Also, on the closing credits, it shows a bunch of scenes that didn't appear on the show, scenes that appear to be a party. Perhaps this was an hour episode originally? Guest Stars: Mona Spivak: Doris Roberts, Earl: Dave Madden, Will Hunt Classic Guest: Doris Roberts is probably better known as Mildred, the office girl on the drama "Remington Steele" "Alice's Halloween Surprise" Episode #167464 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Gail Honigberg, Directed by Marc Daniels Alice thinks she has lost her new beau's son on Halloween. Mitch Aames: Phillip R. Allen, Earl: Dave Madden, Kimberly: Nancy McKeon, Tyrone: Shavar Ross, Jeff: Billy Jacoby, David: Ty Mitchell, Artie: Evan Cohen, Dana: Nicki Armstrong, Manuel: Philip Gordon, Harold: Jimmy Briscoe Actor Re-use: Nancy McKeon appears again, this time as Kimberly. In the episode "Who Ordered the Hot Turkey?" she played an orphan. Also Shavar Ross appears again. In the episode "The New Improved Mel", he played a character named Danny Classic guest: Although probably not widely recognized, Evan Cohen played the neighbor kid on the short-lived sitcom "The Ropers". Also, Billy Jacoby has appeared on various sitcoms and movies, including "Silver Spoons" and "Parker Lewis Can't Lose". He is also known as Billy Jayne. "After Mel's Gone" Episode #167465 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Ken Hecht & Bob Brunner, Directed by Stockton Briggle Conflict results when Mel announces the terms of his will. Guest Stars: Dave Madden, Hector Elias, Jerry Potter, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Similar Plot: Earl once again demonstrates his wonderful ability to draft up legal documents, from his days in law school, although this time, the problems that it causes weren't his fault "Comrade Mel" Episode #167466 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Robert Sternin & Prudence Fraser, Directed by Marc Daniels The Soviet ballet's towel boy defects in the diner. Treplev: Robert Peirce, Vladimir: Allan Rich, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: This episode was dedicated to A.J. "Pappy" Cunningham "Guiness on Tap" Episode #167467 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels Vera tries to break a tap-dancing endurance record. Special Guest Star: Donald O'Conner Guest Stars: Mr. Swift: Byron Webster, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Katheryn Reynolds, Dee Biederbeck, David Ankrum, Manuel Padilla, Jr., Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Donald O'Conner is a famous singer/dancer "Monty Falls for Alice" Episode #167468 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Vic Rauseo & Linda Morris, Directed by Mark Daniels A jilted man (George Wendt) falls for Alice. Monty: George Wendt, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: George Wendt is best known as Norm on "Cheers" Note: This is the first time Mel's sign is actually shown on an episode. It's been on the opening credits since the 3rd season, although this one isn't exactly the same as the one in the opening credits "Alice Calls the Shots" Episode #167469 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Gail Honigberg, Directed by Marc Daniels Alice bans Tommy from basketball after his grades slip. Guest Stars: Earl: Dave Madden, Dave Bowe, Erin Blunt, Pete Leal "Alice and the Acorns" Episode #167470 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels Alice's shy high-school friend arrives for a '50s dance. Guest Stars: Brenda: Marilyn Cooper, Vinnie: James Callahan, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Zale Kessler Actor Re-use: James Callahan also appeared on the episode "Alice Strikes Up the Band" Note: This episode didn't play the normal ending theme for the closing credits. "Best Little Waitress in the World" Episode #167471 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Vic Rauseo & Linda Morris, Directed by Mel Ferber Mel leaves newly confident Vera in charge of the diner. Guest Stars: Arthur Abelson, Richard Andert, Beatrice Colen, Willie De Jean, Michael Goldfinger, Jerry Hausner, Steve Liebman, Justin Lord, Catherine Paolone, Gary Spatz, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Sharples vs. Sharples" Episode #167472 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co-Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Linda Day Carrie threatens to publish Mel's secret chili recipe. Guest Stars: Carrie: Martha Raye, Imogene: Edie McClurg, Rose Arrick, Lou Richards, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Not With My Niece, You Don't" Episode #167473 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Sandy Krinski & Chet Dowling, Directed by John Pasquin Tommy uses Mel's romantic advice on Mel's own niece. Lisa: Kim Richards, Melody: Karlene Crockett, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Mel's Christmas Carol" Episode #167474 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Vic Rauseo & Linda Morris, Directed by Mark Daniels Mel is visited by his partner's ghost on Christmas Eve. Jake: Jack Gilford, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Vera, Queen of the Soaps" Episode #167475 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels Addicted Vera quits her job to watch soap operas. Guest Stars: Susan Tolsky, Jamie DeRoy, Jerry Hausner, Susan Brecht, Jack Andreozzi, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Susan Tolsky was Miss Gafney on the episode "Tommy's T.K.O." Note: Henry finally announces he had twins. It was first mentioned his wife Chloe was pregnant in the episode "Henry's Bitter Half". Also, the Library of Congress database lists the title of this episode as "Queen of Soaps" "Jolene Hunnicutt, Dynamite Trucker" Episode #167476 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co-Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Chet Dowling & Sandy Krinski, Directed by Marc Daniels Jolene decides to deliver a load for her weary ex-partner. Guest Stars: Burt: Robert Carnegie, Charlie: Ted Gehring, James Cavas "Spell Mel's" Episode #167477 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co-Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Sandy Krinski & Chet Dowling, Directed by Marc Daniels Mel increases a diner contest prize to $3000. Freddy: Carl Ballantine, Doug: Douglas Robinson, Jerry: Jerry Potter, John: Hank Rolike, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Customer: Doug is finally credited as the character Doug, although he's been on several times. Most of his appearances, he ends up running out of the diner with a scared or worried look, usually being chased away by Mel. Note: E! showed this one after "Do You Take This Waitress?" even though it was listed as being in this order on the satellite feed, also the copyright date was 1981 on this one, and 1982 on "Do You Take This Waitress?" "Do You Take This Waitress?" Episode #167478 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Gail Honigberg, Directed by Linda Lavin & Christine Ballard Mel passes off Jolene as his fiancee to impress an old pal. Gordy: Jerry Stiller, Linette: Tessa Richards, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Jerry Stiller was formerly half of "Stiller and Meara" a husband-wife comedy team. Currently he plays the hilarious Frank Costanza, father to regular character George, on "Seinfeld" Note: Linda Lavin only appeared at the very beginning and end of the episode, most likely due to her directing it. "The Valentine's Day Massacre" Episode #167479 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by John Pasquin Everyone's Saint Valentine's Day plans undergo changes. Mitch: Phillip R. Allen, Marie: Victoria Carroll, Earl: Dave Madden, Jack: Ron Kuhlman, Mark: Don Bovington, Margie: Pat Benson, Customer: Peter Scranton Classic Guest: While it wasn't on for very long, Ron Kuhlman is probably better recognized as Jan Brady's husband Phillip Covington III on "The Brady Brides" and the later renunion movie/shows. "Mel Wins by a Nose" Episode #167480 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Vic Rauseo & Linda Morris, Directed by Marc Daniels Mel considers having his nose changed. Guest Stars: Dr. Lewis Evers: Kenneth Mars, Earl: Dave Madden, Nurse: Susan Tolsky, Customer: Joe Barrett Actor Re-use: Kenneth Mars also appeared in the episode "The Odd Couple", and Susan Tolsky was Miss Gafney on the episode "Tommy's T.K.O.", and also appeared in the episode "Vera, Queen of the Soaps" Note: Mel has a picture of his parents in this episode, his father looks just like him, except with a moustache. "My Mother the Landlord" Episode #167481 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co-Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Chet Dowling & Sandy Krinski, Directed by Marc Daniels Mel's new landlord, Carrie, announces a $50 rent increase. Guest Stars: Carrie: Martha Raye, Frank Feister: Tom Williams, Frances Feister: Susan Davis, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Patrick Campbell, Tony Longo, Jack Andreozzi Actor Re-use: Tom Williams was a customer on the episode "A Slight Case of ESP" Note: This episode has several references to the episode "Sharples vs. Sharples", where Carrie publishes her recipe book. "Give My Regrets to Broadway" Episode #167482 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Gail Honigberg, Directed by John Pasquin Alice's producer friend encourages Tommy to become an actor. Guest Stars: Julia: Gail Strickland, Lisa Lindgren, Mario Roccuzzo "The Secret of Mel's Diner" Episode #167484 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co-Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Sandy Krinski & Chet Dowling, Directed by Marc Daniels The waitresses find money hidden by the diner's builder. Doug: Douglas Robinson Note: The ceiling is finally shown, at least in the front corner by the phone, except that the wall where the phone is mounted is white, instead of having the usual cowboy-motif wallpaper. Also, they find money in the floor of the storeroom, just about in the same place as where Mel said he buried money in the floor for safekeeping in the episode "The New Improved Mel" Also, for some reason, there is no episode #167483, either it wasn't produced or E! is skipping it. "Vera's Reunion Romance" Episode #167485 Produced by Linda Morris & Vic Rauseo, Co Producer: Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Gail Honigberg, Directed by Linda Lavin & Christine Ballard Vera falls in love at her high-school reunion. Steve: Kip Niven, Bonnie: Cisse Cameron, Marilyn: Rebecca Clemons, Mrs. Sage: Jane Dulo, Patty: Pamela Myers, Freddie: Robert Picardo, Sam: Renny Temple, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Pamela Myers was also in the episode "Mel's in the Kitchen With Dinah", and played Bobbi in the episode "Cook's Tour", also, Robert Picardo played Officer Maxwell in the episode "Undercover Mel", and Jane Dulo played a customer in the episode "Alice by Moonlight" Season 7 (1982-1983): Alice Hyatt: Linda Lavin Mel Sharples: Vic Tayback Vera Louise Gorman: Beth Howland Tommy Hyatt: Philip McKeon Jolene Hunnicutt: Celia Weston "Alice at the Palace" Episode #167621 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels Mel produces Alice's stage show. Part 1 of 2. Special Guest Star: Joel Grey Guest Stars: Michael Rupert, Jimmy: Tom Williams, Susan Garr George, Lynn Eriks, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Joel Grey is a famous singer/dancer. Actor Re-use: Tom Williams was a customer on the episode "A Slight Case of ESP" and Frank Feister on the episode "My Mother the Landlord" "Joel Grey Saves the Day" Episode #167622 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels, Original Songs: Mark Solomon, Choreographer: Don Crichton, Music Conductor: Bob Alberti The show flops without Joel Grey (as himself). Part 2 of 2. Special Guest Star: Joel Grey Guest Stars: Michael Rupert, Jimmy: Tom Williams, Ceil Cabot, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Maurice Hill, Susan Garr George, Lynn Eriks, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Tommy Fouls Out" Episode #167623 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Jerry Madden, Written by Michael Cassutt & Lew Levy, Directed by Marc Daniels Alice asks Meadowlark Lemon (as himself) to help Tommy. Special Guest Star: Meadowlark Lemon Guest Stars: Earl: Dave Madden, Doug Cox Classic Guest: Meadowlark Lemon is (or was) part of the Harlem Globetrotters Note: Vera must have the longest living hampsters, Harold & Mitzi. They've been mentioned (and shown once in a while) since at least season 2. "Vera's Secret Lover" Episode #167624 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Jerry Madden, Written by Gail Honigberg, Directed by Marc Daniels Vera receives notes and gifts from a secret admirer. Guest Stars: Lenny: Robert Costanzo, Frank Nelson, John McCook, Ian Wolfe, David Garrett, Roger Rose, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Robert Costanzo was in the episode "The Reporter" "Sorry, Wrong Lips!" Episode #167625 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Jerry Madden, Written by Lloyd Turner & Howard Liebling, Directed by Mel Ferber Mel claims he gave a movie star her most thrilling kiss. Special Guest Star: Debbie Reynolds as Felicia Blake Grace: Lucille Benson, Lillian: Elvia Allman, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Jerry: Jerry Potter, Larry: Bob Ari, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Debbie Reynolds is a famous singer/movie star "Jolene's Brother Jonas" Episode #167626 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Jerry Madden, Written by David Silverman & Stephen Sustarsic, Directed by John Pasquin Jolene's ex-con-man brother sells Mel a worm ranch. Jones: Guich Koock, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Guich Koock played Lonesome Larry in the episode "Mel's in the Kitchen With Dinah" "Mel's Dream Car" Episode #167627 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Jerry Madden, Written by Barry Gold, Directed by John Pasquin Mel finally gets his dream Porsche for only $20. Guest Stars: F. William Parker, Michael G. Kelly, Earl: Dave Madden, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Monique: Cassandra Peterson, Jim Knaub, Jim Jansen "Carrie on the Rebound" Episode #167628 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Bob Bendetson & Howard Bendetson, Directed by Marc Daniels Depressed Carrie visits after getting a divorce. Guest Stars: Carrie: Martha Raye, Earl: Dave Madden, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Lou: Lou Cutell, Mykel T. Williamson "The Grass Is Always Greener" Episode #167629 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Jerry Madden, Written by Vic Rauseo & Linda Morris, Directed by Marc Daniels Mel takes a new job and sells the diner to the waitresses. R.J. Meyerson: Richard Deacon, Nina: Joy Garrett, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Richard Deacon is probably best known as Mel Cooley on "The Dick Van Dyke Show" "Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving" Episode #167630 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Gail Honigberg, Directed by Mel Ferber Alice's mother descends on her for Thanksgiving. Mona: Doris Roberts, Greg: Robert Hogan Note: Greg must have an identity crisis. In this episode, his last name is mentioned as Chandler, but in the first episode he appeared in, "Single Belles", it was Stemple, and in the episode "Mel Grows Up", it was Lawrence. "Tommy, the Jailbird" Episode #167631 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Jerry Madden, Written by David Silverman & Stephen Sustarsic, Directed by Mel Ferber Tommy is jailed after a new pal's pizza-parlor food fight. Guest Stars: Thomas Byrd, Robert Picardo, Dana Kimmell, Suzanne Adkinson, Tom Henschel, Michael Crabtree, Jennifer Richards, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Michael Crabtree played Hugo in the episode "Vera, the Nightbird" "Vera on the Lam" Episode #167632 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Jerry Madden, Written by Barry Gold, Directed by Marc Daniels Vera flees when Mel announces everyone will be bonded. Maury: F. William Parker, The Bag Lady: Carol Arthur, Earl: Dave Madden Similar Plot: Earl yet again causes trouble with his legal advice, this time he convices Mel that the girls should be bonded, and Vera runs off. "Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant" Episode #167633 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Bob Bendetson & Howard Bendetson, Directed by Mel Ferber Tommy's computer graph shows Mel's impending bankruptcy. Guest Stars: Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Doug: Douglas Robinson, Phil Diskin, Mark Sawyer, Julius Carry III, Greg Zadikov Similar Plot: This episode has a similar plot to the episode "Mel's Recession" where he has to cut back on costs and decides he has to let one of the girls go. "Vera the Virtuoso" Episode #167634 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by David Silverman & Stephen Sustarsic, Directed by Linda Lavin & John Pasquin Vera studies the cello so she can play in a string quartet. Alan: Paul Sand, Eric: Frank Aletter, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: Instead of the normal theme during the closing credits, this episode uses the music Vera was playing during her recital. Also, Alice conveniently disappears, taking a 2 week vacation, most likely due to Linda Lavin directing this episode. "Sweet Erasable Mel" Episode #167635 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Betty Yahr, Directed by John Pasquin Mel decides to install a computer in the diner. Guest Stars: Steve: Kip Niven, Mr. McConnell: Howard Morton, Hank: Richard Moll, Lou: Lou Cutell, Mario Racuzzo, Jack Andreozzi, June Whitley Taylor Classic Guest: Howard Morton is also probably known better as dippy policeman Simpson on "Gimme a Break", and Richard Moll is better known as Bull on "Night Court" Actor Re-use: June Whitley Taylor previously appeared in the episode "Mel's Cousin, Wendell" "Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag" Episode #167636 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Gail Honigberg, Directed by Linda Lavin & Don Corvan Jolene uncovers her new neighbor's (Doug Sheehan) secret. Guest Stars: Roger: Doug Sheehan, Dean Devlin, Helen Martin, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Helen Martin used to be the neighbor on "227" and Dean Devlin has a role in the current movie "Independence Day" "Alice Sees the Light" Episode #167637 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Bob Bendetson & Howard Bendetson, Directed by Marc Daniels The diner overflows with the curious after Alice sees a UFO. Lillian: Elvia Allman, Grace: Lucille Benson, Larry: James O'Sullivan, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Jerry: Jerry Potter, Artie: Tony Longo, Cameraman: John Hawker, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Come Back Little Sharples" Episode #167638 Mel becomes depressed when Carrie demands grandchildren. Carrie: Martha Raye, Marie: Victoria Carroll, Grandma Sharples: Merie Earle, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Doug: Doug Robinson, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: Carrie mentions she wants grandchildren from Mel, but doesn't mention either of her other 2 sons, Louie or Al, who could also give her grandchildren. "Alice Faces the Music" Episode #167639 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by David Silverman & Stephen Sustarsic, Directed by Vic Tayback & Marc Daniels The waitresses face three plumbers on a TV game-show. Louie: Cliff Norton, Harry: John McCook, Penny: Susan Tolsky, Eddie: Vernon Weddle, Tony: Wil Albert, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Cliff Norton played Judge Conover in the episode "Pay the Fifty Dollars", Susan Tolsky was Miss Gafney on the episode "Tommy's T.K.O.", and also appeared in the episode "Vera, Queen of the Soaps", Vernon Weddle played the minister in the episode "Carrie's Wedding", and Principal Soloman in "Tommy's T.K.O.", and Wil Albert appeared in the episode "The Reporter" Note: This episode was quite a gathering of actors who appeared in previous episodes as different characters ;^) Also, this is the first episode that Vic Tayback directed. "Mel's Cousin Wendy?" Episode #167640 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Vic Rauseo & Linda Morris, Directed by John Pasquin Mel's cousin goes under cover at Barney's Burger Barn. Wendell: David Rounds, Barney: William Schilling Note, in the episode "Flo's Chili Reception", Barney was played by Richard B. Shull. "Jolene and the Night Watchman" Episode #167641 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Bob Bendetson & Howard Bendetson, Directed by John Pasquin A muscle-bound watchman falls for Jolene. Artie: Tony Longo, Moose: Don Gibb, Ox: Tony Carroll, Bull: John Lykes, Aardvark: Daniel Greene, Freddy: Arthur Abelson, Customer: Shane McCabe Actor Re-use: Arthur Abelson appeared on the episode "Best Little Waitress in the World" "Vera, the Torch" Episode #167642 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by John Pasquin (Vera is certain she is to blame for a fire.) Vera wishes the worst on her landlady for evicting her pets-then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches fire. Maxwell: Robert Picardo, Connie: Jane Bowers, Earl: Dave Madden, Mrs. Walden: Linda Lavin Note: This is the first time Linda Lavin plays a double-role, as Vera's landlady Mrs. Debbie Walden. She appears as this character several times before the end of the series. Season 8 (1983-1984): Alice Hyatt: Linda Lavin Mel Sharples: Vic Tayback Vera Louise Gorman: Beth Howland Tommy Hyatt: Philip McKeon Jolene Hunnicutt: Celia Weston "Tommy Goes Overboard" Episode #185201 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Jerry Jacobius & Nick Gore, Directed by Oz Scott Mel's friend recruits Tommy for the Navy. Frank: Donnelly Rhodes, The waitress: Isabel West Classic Guest: Donnelly Rhodes has also appeared as the father in the sitcom "Double Trouble" and also on the sitcom "Soap" "Vera, the Horse Thief" Episode #185202 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Bob Bendetson & Howard Bendetson, Directed by John Pasquin Vera decides to rescue a miniature horse from the circus. Officer Maxwell: Robert Picardo, Sammy: Robert Englund, Franklin: Ernie Sabella, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Doc: Tommy Madden, The clown: Jim Lefebvre, The tourist: Doris Hess Classic Guest: Robert Englund is best known as Freddie Kruger from the "Nightmare on Elm Street" movies, also Ernie Sabella has played bit parts over the years on many sitcoms, once as Larry and Balki's boss on "Perfect Strangers". Jim Lefebvre was the manager of the Chicago Cubs for a year, and also appeared once as a native on "Gilligan's Island" "Alice's Blind Date" Episode #185203 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Bob Stevens, Directed by Dolores Ferraro Alice is reunited with a now-blind high-school friend. Rob: Dennis Holahan, Arnold: Richard Sanders, Ted: Steven Barr, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Richard Sanders is best known as wacky Les Nessman on "WKRP In Cincinnati" "Jolene Gets Her Wings" Episode #185204 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Vic Rauseo & Linda Morris, Directed by Marc Daniels Jolene takes a weekend job as a flight attendant. Captain Sacks: Dick Gautier, Old Lady: Florence Halop, Cliff: Raleigh Bond, Passenger: Paul Rubenstein Classic Guest: Dick Gautier is probably better known as Hymie the robot on Get Smart. Actor Re-use: Raleigh Bond has appeared as several characters previously, including Raleigh and Hank, and as a passerby, and Florence Halop played a bag lady in the episode "The Bundle", and a little old lady who mugged Mel in the episode "Macho, Macho Mel". "It Had to Be Mel" Episode #185205 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Lindsay Harrison, Directed by Marc Daniels Mel falls in love with a singer (Florence Henderson). Sarah: Florence Henderson, Freddie: Arthur Abelson, Photographer: Marc Sawyer, Babette: Jean Kasem, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Classic Guest: Florence Henderson is probably best known as Carol Brady on "The Brady Bunch", and Jean Kasem is an actress, and also married to Top 10 DJ Casey Kasem. "Mel Is Hogg-Tied" Episode #185206 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by John Pasquin Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke), Jolene's relative, visits. Special Appearances: Boss Hogg: Sorrell Booke, Enos: Sonny Shroyer Artie: Tony Longo Classic Crossover: Boss Hogg, a character from another Warner Brothers show, "The Dukes of Hazzard" appears on this episode, and tries to purchase Mel's Diner and rename it "Boar's Nest West". Enos Strait from "The Dukes of Hazzard" also appears as the same character. "Dollars to Donuts" Episode #185207 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Stephen Sustarsic & David Silverman, Directed by Oz Scott Tommy catches gambling fever at the racetrack with Carrie. Carrie: Martha Raye, Earl: Dave Madden, Doug: Doug Robinson Note: For some reason, Vic Tayback didn't appear at all in this episode, except during the opening credits. "The Over-the-Hill Girls" Episode #185208 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Tom Trbovich Carrie is turned down for a singing job because of her age. Carrie: Martha Raye, Vinnie, Jr.: Joel Brooks, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: Vic Tayback again didn't appear at all in this episode. "Alice and the Devoted Dentist" Episode #185209 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Duncan Scott McGibbon, Directed by Marc Daniels Mel's dentist (James Coco) falls in love with Alice. Dr. Harvey Gordon: James Coco, Earl: Dave Madden, Nurse: Pam Myers Actor Re-use: Pam Myers was also in the episode "Mel's in the Kitchen With Dinah", played Bobbi in the episode "Cook's Tour", and played Patti in the episode "Vera's Reunion Romance", except she was credited as Pamela Myers Note: This one most likely originally aired after "Vera's Wedding", since Vera mentions her husband Elliot, and in the order E! airs them, she hasn't met him yet. "Vera Gets Engaged" Episode #185210 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Bob Bendetson & Howard Bendetson, Directed by Marc Daniels Vera agrees to marry a police officer. Part 1 of 2. Elliot: Charles Levin, Rev. Bragg: David Bond, Officer Maxwell: Robert Picardo, Sid: Todd Susman, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Elliot, who would marry Vera and appear in most of the remaining episodes. "Vera's Wedding" Episode #185211 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Teleplay by Gail Honigberg, Story by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels Vera and Elliot's wedding is called off, then on again. Part 2 of 2. Elliot: Charles Levin, Rev. Bragg: David Bond, Officer Maxwell: Robert Picardo, Earl: Dave Madden, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "The Robot Wore Pink" Episode #185212 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Peter Noah, Directed by Marc Daniels (Mel replaces departed Alice with an efficient robot.) After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient-and popular-robot named Blanche (Mitchel Young-Evans). Lucille: Lucille Benson, Blanche: Mitchel Young-Evans, Blanche's Voice: June Whitley Taylor, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Customers: Andrea Aal, Jack Andreozzi, Conrad Dunn, Bob Frank, Danny Goldman, Marsha Warner Actor Re-use: June Whitley Taylor previously appeared in the episode "Mel's Cousin, Wendell", and also was the voice of the computer in the episode "Sweet Erasable Mel". Danny Goldman played Tony on the episode "If the Shoe Fits" "Jolene Throws a Curve" Episode #185213 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Harvey Weitzman & Sid Dorfman, Directed by Marc Daniels Jolene is afraid to pitch softball against her boyfriend. Lenny: Leonard Stone, Earl: Dave Madden, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Jackie: Jack Andreozzi, Buzz: John Bedford-Lloyd, Mario: Mario Raccuzzo, Umpire: Dino M. Zaffina Actor Re-use: Leonard Stone played Arnie in the first season episode "The Accident". "'Tis the Season to Be Jealous" Episode #185214 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Howard Bendetson & Bob Bendetson, Directed by Linda Lavin & Don Corvan Undercover-Santa Elliot sees Vera kissing her ex-fiance. Elliot: Charles Levin, Steve: Kip Niven, Maxwell: Robert Picardo, Nickles: Howard Morton, Audrey's Mother: Susan Wolf Children: Danny Ponce, Jennifer Ursitti, Candace Cameron, Venus De Millo Actor Re-use: Howard Morton played Mr. McConnel in the episode "Sweet Erasable Mel", and Susan Wolf played Daisy on the episode "The Wild One" Classic Guest: Candace Cameron is best known as D. J. Tanner on "Full House", Danny Ponce played Willie Hogan on "Valerie", a.k.a. "Valerie's Family", a.k.a. "The Hogan Family", a.k.a. "The Hogans". Venus DeMilo (incorrectly credited as Venus De Millo) most recently appeared on the Nickelodian show "Salute Your Shorts" "Vera's Fine Feathered Friends" Episode #185215 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Writted by David Silverman & Stephan Sustarsic, Directed by Marc Daniels Everyone mistakes a bandaged woman for hospitalized Vera. Elliot: Charles Levin, George: Richard Kuss, Earl: Dave Madden, Jammer Jackson: Andrea Aal Actor Re-use: Andrea Aal played one of the customers in the episode "The Robot Wore Pink" Note: In this episode, the "Mel's Diner" sign on the roof appears again, it looks the same as on the episode "Monty Falls For Alice". It looks like a cheap remake of the sign they use on the opening credits. "Lies My Mother Told Me" Episode #185216 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Harvey Weitzman & Sid Dorfman, Directed by Marc Daniels Guilty Carrie admits she lied about Mel's boyhood. Carrie Sharples: Martha Raye, Earl: Dave Madden, Deliveryman: Joey D'Auria, Customer: Bob Gunter "Mel Spins His Wheels" Episode #185217 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Richard Marcus and Michael Poryes, Directed by Marc Daniels Mel learns a lesson in providing access for the disabled. Lenny: Leonard Stone, Warren: Hugh Farrington, Granny Annie: Frances Day, Frank: Frank Schuller, Doug: Doug Robinson, Granny Annie's Mother: Bartine Zane, Delivery Boy: Jeffrey Lippa, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: In this episode, Mel's Diner is mentioned as being at 2128 Bush Highway, whereas later on, in at least 2 episodes, it's mentioned as 1130 Bush Highway. In the episode "Good Night, Sweet Vera" it's mentioned as being on 4th street. "My Dinner With Debbie" Episode #185218 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Marc Daniels A good cook (Linda Lavin) falls for big-eater Mel. Elliot: Charles Levin, Mrs. Walden: Linda Lavin "Jolene Is Stuck on Mel" Episode #185219 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Gail Honigberg, Directed by Linda Lavin & Don Corvan A handsome TV performer (John McCook) proposes to Jolene. Elliot: Charles Levin, Harry Parker: John McCook, Dr. Crystal: Dick Sargent, Nurse Raquel: Jean Smart, Candy Striper: Alice Cadogan, Customer No. 1: Jeff Lippa, Customer No. 2: Bunny Summers, Customer No. 3: Gale Hyatt Classic Guest: Dick Sargent is probably best known as Darrin #2 on "Bewitched" and Jean Smart is probably best known as Charlene on "Designing Women" Actor Re-use: Jeff Lippa was a delivery boy on "Mel Spins His Wheels", and John McCook was on the episode "Vera's Secret Lover", and "Alice Faces The Music" "Alice's Hot Air Romance" Episode #185220 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Michael Cassett, Directed by Marc Daniels A hot-air balloonist (Jed Allan) challenges Alice to a ride. Elliot: Charles Levin, Zack: Jed Allen, Freddie: Arthur Abelson, Pete: Peter Leeds, Chase One: Tom Williams Note: Mel's Diner is partly demolished again through the roof. Classic Guest: Jed Allen played on several soap operas, including "Days of Our Lives" and "Santa Barbara", currently he plays Rush Sanders on "Beverly Hills 90210" Actor Re-use: Peter Leeds was also in the episode "Who Ordered the Hot Turkey?" Tom Williams was a customer on the episode "A Slight Case of ESP" and Frank Feister in the episode "My Mother the Landlord". Note: Arthur Abelson has appeared before as the same character most likely, although it was spelled Freddy instead of Freddie. "Don't Play It Again, Elliot" Episode #185221 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Larry Balmagia, Directed by Nancy Walker & Marc Daniels A wedding-gift piano disrupts Elliot and Vera's marriage. Elliot: Charles Levin, Customer: Hamilton Camp, Artie: Tony Longo, Bull: John Lykes Actor Re-use: Hamilton Camp played Fred on the episode "The Accident" and Clem on the episode "Flo Finds Her Father" and Willie Harmon on the episode "Bet a Million Mel". "Be It Ever So Crowded" Episode #185222 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Writted by David Silverman & Stephan Sustarsic, Directed by Marc Daniels Vera and Elliot become landlords to a daffy minister. Elliot: Charles Levin, Rev. Bragg: David Bond, Doug: Doug Robinson, Customer: Jack Andreozzi Actor Re-use: Jack Andreozzi played one of the customers on the episode "Vera, Queen of the Soaps" Season 9 (1984-1985): Alice Hyatt: Linda Lavin Mel Sharples: Vic Tayback Vera Louise Novak: Beth Howland Tommy Hyatt: Philip McKeon Elliot Novak: Charles Levin Jolene Hunnicutt: Celia Weston "Big Bad Mel" Episode #185571 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Writted by David Silverman & Stephan Sustarsic, Directed by Marc Daniels Mel wants to tear down a nursery school for parking. Danny: Jonathan Prince, Lou: Lou Cutell, Rocky: Charles H. Hyman, Dale: Doug Cox, Bob: Randal Patrick, Customer: Fred D. Scott, Howie: Brice Beckham, Heidi: Hayley Carr Special Guest Star: Rue McClanahan as Mother Goose Note: In this one, we get to see Mel's Diner partly demolished once again Classic Guest: Rue McClanahan is probably best known for her character Blanche Devereaux on NBC's sitcom "The Golden Girls", and later "The Golden Palace", also Brice Beckham later played Wesley Owens on "Mr. Belvedere" "Vera's Grounded Gumshoe" Episode #185572 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Lesa Kite & Cindy Begel, Directed by Marc Daniels Humiliated Elliot quits his job after wounding himself. Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Bobby: Ian Fried, Mrs. Reynolds: Kim Hamilton, Mr. Decker: Jeffrey Lambert, Customer: Jamie de Rou, Frank: Michael Alldredge Actor Re-use: Michael Alldredge played a bus driver in the second season episode "The Bus", and Ralph in several fourth season episodes. "Footloose Mel" Episode #185573 Original Air Date: December 23, 1984 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Bob Bendetson & Howard Bendetson, Directed by Lee Shallat (Mel unknowingly evicts a break-dancing group from the diner.) Mel (Vic Tayback) 86es a group of "hoodlums," unaware that they're the break dancers expected to perform at the diner as part of an arts festival. Bobo: Fred Berry, Lenny: Leonard Stone, J.T.: Steven "Sugar Pop" DeSilva, The Reporter: Richard Minchenberg, Elf: Jason "Elf" DeSilva, Smooth: Hugo Huizar, Dono-D: Donovan Leitch, Customer: Andy Levine, Danny: Jonathan Prince Special Guest Star: Kenneth Kimmins as Councilman Barnett Classic Guest: Fred Berry is probably best known as Rerun on "What's Happening" and "What's Happening Now". Also, Kenneth Kimmins is currently starring on "Coach" Note: After this episode, the show (along with "The Jeffersons") were moved from their long-time Sunday night slot to Tuesday night starting Jan 8, 1985. "Romancing Mr. Stone" Episode #185574 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Lesa Kite & Cindy Begel, Directed by Marc Daniels Vera and Jolene place a personal ad for Alice. Nicholas Stone: Michael Durrell, Susie: Denise Loveday, Tawney: Angela Aames, Bart: Martin Ferrero Note: The Library of Congress database lists this as "Romancing Mister Stone" "The Night They Raided Debbie's" Episode #185575 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Directed by Nancy Walker Debbie (Linda Lavin) becomes Vera and Elliot's tenant. Mrs. Walden: Linda Lavin, Lester: Dan Frischman, Ruthie: Mary Grace Canfield, Ida: Margaret Wheeler Classic Guest: Dan Frischman would later play nerdy Arvid on the sitcom "Head of the Class", Mary Grace Canfield used to play Ralph Monroe (the Monroe Brothers) on "Green Acres" "Houseful of Hunnicutts" Episode #185576 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Jack Carrerow & Lisa A. Bannick, Directed by Don Corvan Jolene's entire family stays in her tiny apartment. Big Jake Hunnicutt: Gregory Walcott, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Jesse: Trevor Henley, Jasper: Kent Perkins, Jeremy: Grant Wilson, Jimmy: Robin Eurich, Jake Jr.: Steve McGriff, Granny Gums: Natalie Masters "Space Sharples" Episode #185577 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Howard Bendetson & Bob Bendetson, Directed by Marc Daniels Mel performs heroic deeds while dressed as Captain Galaxy. Mr. McConnel: Howard Morton, Dotty: Lucy Lee Flippin, Robin Hood: Dan Gilvezan, Howie: Larry Flash Jenkins, Mike: John Bloom, Phil Martin: Kenneth Lloyd, Wally: Don Keefer, Stacy: Hayley Carr, The Bunny: Loretta Greenwood, The Clown: Steve Begel, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: Hayley Carr played Heidi on the episode "Big Bad Mel" "Tommy's Lost Weekend" Episode #185578 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Teleplay by Howard Bendetson & Bob Bendetson, Story by Arnold Schmidt, Directed by Marc Daniels Tommy's drinking causes him to misplace Nick's sports car. Nicholas: Michael Durrell, Henry: Marvin Kaplan "Vera's Anniversary Blues" Episode #185579 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Jack Carrerow & Lisa A. Bannick, Directed by Don Corvan Vera's anniversary plans do not turn out as expected. Officer Gary Conroy: Bill Maher, Desk Sergeant: Reid Cruikshanks, Cop No. 3: Billy Vera, Cop No. 4: Barry Pearl, Earl: Dave Madden, Doug: Doug Robinson, "The Indian River Boys": Cop No. 1: John George Campbell, Cop No. 2: Stephen Tolman, Bum No. 1: Rick Cox, Bum No. 2: Curry Worsham Classic Guest: Bill Maher currently hosts "Politically Incorrect" on Comedy Central. "Undercover Mel" Episode #185580 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Vic Rauseo & Linda Morris, Directed by Marc Daniels Elliot asks Mel to help him catch cattle rustlers. Officer Maxwell: Robert Picardo, Shorty: Johnny Silver, Thug No. 1: Jack Andreozzi, Thug No. 2: Paul Mantee, The Bartender: Mike Muscat, Customer in Bar: Aaron Fletcher Actor Re-use: Jack Andreozzi played a customer on the episode "Be It Ever So Crowded" "Vera, the Nightbird" Episode #185581 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Vic Rauseo & Linda Morris, Directed by Don Corvan Vera secretly works as a sexy DJ to earn extra money. Caveman Carl: Stephen Tobolowsky, Earl: Dave Madden, Max: Ralph Bruneau, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Hugo: Michael Crabtree "Kiss the Grill Goodbye" Episode #185582 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Lesa Kite & Cindy Begel, Directed by Nancy Walker Mel is depressed when his regulars visit a hamburger joint. Ted Marshall: Dick Gautier, Dr. Rose Goodwin: Janet Carroll, Earl: Dave Madden, Doug: Doug Robinson, Man at Auction: Armin Shimerman, Frank: Maurice Hill, Woman at Auction: June Whitley Taylor, Sybil: Marsha Warner, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Actor Re-use: June Whitley Taylor's voice was used in the episode "The Robot Wore Pink", and also appeared previously in the episode "Mel's Cousin, Wendell" and Maurice Hill played a doctor in the episode "The New Improved Mel", and Dick Gautier played Captain Sacks in the episode "Jolene Gets Her Wings", and Marsha Warner appeared as a customer on the episode "The Robot Wore Pink" "Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore" Episode #185583 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by David Silverman & Stephen Sustarsic, Directed by Don Corvan A country singer asks Alice to tour with him. Part 1 of 2. Nicholas: Michael Durrell, Buford: Mickey Jones, Charlie: Michael McManus, Tammy: Kelly Ann Conn, Wendy: Paige Matthews, Vicky: Christine Scott, Manny: Joe Unger, Travis Marsh: Kip Niven Actor Re-use: Kip Niven played a character named Steve Marsh in episodes "Vera and the Bouncing Check", "Sweet Erasable Mel" and "Vera's Reunion Romance". You may not recognize him though, now he sports longer hair, and a full beard and moustache. Travis is supposed to be Steve's cousin (boy, they sure look alike huh? ;^) Note: The Library of Congress database lists this as 188583, not 185583. The latter is probably correct. "Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore" Episode #185584 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Story by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon, Teleplay by Howard Bendetson & Bob Bendetson, Directed by Don Corvan Nick and a singer vie for Alice's affections. Part 2 of 2. Nicholas: Michael Durrell, Buford: Mickey Jones, Charlie: Michael McManus, Policeman 1: Clinton Derricks-Carroll, Policeman 2: Greg Berger, Travis Marsh: Kip Niven "One on One" Episode #185585 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Vic Rauseo & Linda Morris, Directed by Don Corvan Mel helps Jolene train for a pro-basketball tryout. Willie: Michael Goodwin, Mailman: Danny Goldman, Customer No. 1: Chris Templeton, Customer No. 2: Dino M. Zaffina, Customer No. 3: Bob Gunter Actor Re-use: Dino M. Zaffina played an umpire on the episode "Jolene Throws a Curve" Actor Re-use: Danny Goldman played Tony in the episode "If the Shoe Fits" and a customer in the episode "The Robot Wore Pink" "Th-Th-Th-That's All, Folks!" Episode #185586 Produced by Mark Egan & Mark Solomon and Jerry Madden, Written by Madelyn Davis & Bob Carroll, Jr., Directed by Don Corvan Mel announces he has sold the diner to a developer. Earl: Dave Madden, Chuck: Duane R. Campbell, Doug: Doug Robinson, Henry: Marvin Kaplan Note: This is the last show and is mostly a retrospective, as the gang recalls memories of the diner through flashbacks of previous episodes.